The Yes/No Game

Probably… yes I have, when I was 17-18 I was very drunk and fell on my face in front of a house party.

How many times a week do you cook?
 
0, my mum cooks it all lol, or sometimes might buy a sandwhich.

Have you ever peed in the shower?
 
No, I just live in General Chat.

Have you ever thought of running for government?
 
Edit: because @Jackobeem posted a second before me and I didn’t see it.

@DynamicDylan Yes. Sleepy asf. I’ve driven back home from London and need a long massage, some decent coffee and food, then a decent bottle of something with a % on the side


Apollo said:
How many times a week do you cook?
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^ we’re making an exception to the rules just for @Apollo

Question: Have you ever won a large amount of cash?

Question 2: would anyone like a hug from @Jackobeem ?
 
yes if you class €50 as a large sum 😂😂

Yes Im sure @Jackobeem gives great hugs id easily take a hug from him.

Have you ever wished death upon someone you really really hate?
 
Yes. All the time. In explicit details

Have you ever been responsible for someone’s death?
 
Yes. a long time ago. Didn’t end too well.

Have you ever hooked up with a partner’s sibling ?
 
Inkandtatts said:
Yes, that’s pretty standard

Have you ever had a Tesco meal deal?
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Oh God, more times than I both can count (I can count pretty high) or want to admit.

Have you even flown a kite?

I have not.
 
Yes but it usually fucks with my sleeping at night.

Have you ever been hit by a car while chasing 2 nuns out the park because you wanted to know why they were done up for the winter in all their robes n ****? < --- was a child when this happened 🤣
 
Chopper said:
Yes but it usually fucks with my sleeping at night.

Have you ever been hit by a car while chasing 2 nuns out the park because you wanted to know why they were done up for the winter in all their robes n ****? < --- was a child when this happened 🤣
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I haven’t no sounds quite the accident

Are you into snacking when you shouldn’t
 
No but I got drunk once and went for a sunbed and fell asleep in there does that count? Lol 😆

Have you ever gotten scared while cruising an airbus at 35,000 feet?
 
Yes, once when I really did think it was falling out of the sky.

Have you ever been on TV?
 
Im gonna answers inks question you people cant follow simple rules 😂😂

No ive never been on tv

Have you ever complained in a store about something so stupid you wish you had said nothing?
 
No. If I complain, I’m always right and it’s always justified even when it’s not and then when I realise how stupid it was, I’ll go back and apologise with my tail between my legs.

( @DynamicDylan stay off the Hooch)

Have you ever been so scared after watching a horror movie that you keep all lights on and your back to the wall until you’re safely in bed?
 
No. I love horror movies. Although sometimes I’ll call my mum and convince her I’m being hunted. She only believed me the first time. Now she calls me an idiot and hangs up.

Have you ever spoken to a celebrity (influencers don’t count)?
 
Yes i met craig charles once, He came to our local pub for a drink.

Have you ever done anything naughty in the cinema/movies?
 
Yes. I made a mess everywhere with popcorn and didn’t clean it up.

Would you ever do reality TV?
 
No. Observing the actions of others in my house is enough to dumbfound me.

Do you often question the meaning of life?
 
Yes but recently been thinking more along the lines of reincarnation. Not a religious thing but more like: A dies, B is born, A’s soul/mind goes to B. (Don’t get me started on this stuff 🤣)

Will you vote in whatever election is next in your area/country?
 
Inkandtatts said:
Yes but recently been thinking more along the lines of reincarnation. Not a religious thing but more like: A dies, B is born, A’s soul/mind goes to B. (Don’t get me started on this stuff 🤣)

Will you vote in whatever election is next in your area/country?
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Probably also I’m not on anything tonight 😂😂

Are you left/right wing. Conservatives or labour
 
DynamicDylan said:
Probably also I’m not on anything tonight 😂😂

Are you left/right wing. Conservatives or labour
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No. (Its a yes or no game 😅)

If your high-school crush turned up at your dorstep saying how they suddenly realised that you are the one for him/her and he/she wants to be with you for the rest of their lives, would you drop everything and be with him/her? 🤔
 
No chance. I've invested 15 years into my relationship. Ten years ago I might have said yes, maybe.

Have you ever been in a car accident that was your fault?
 
Chopper said:
No chance. I've invested 15 years into my relationship. Ten years ago I might have said yes, maybe.

Have you ever been in a car accident that was your fault?
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Yes, wrote off both cars in a youthful act of road rage, but got paid more by insurance than I originally paid for the car.

Do you iron your clothes?
 
Yes, other than things I wear in the house that never see the light of day

Do you still wear face coverings in busy places?
 
Yep. Two very vulnerable parents and I'd rather not kill them yet.

Have you ever been removed from a store by security?
 
Finn2.0 said:
Yep. Two very vulnerable parents and I'd rather not kill them yet.

Have you ever been removed from a store by security?
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Yes I have actually, damn I feel like a naughty rebel rn. Anyways…..

Have you ever skipped the quewe at a concert and got caught
 
No but in places like pharmacies or Dr's offices I do.

Have you ever got so high you became paranoid you were being followed?
 
Chopper said:
No but in places like pharmacies or Dr's offices I do.

Have you ever got so high you became paranoid you were being followed?
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owwwwwwww yeah. Been so high I peed my pants and din't know it, or technically it was an overdose, but semantics

Have you ever had a good experience with Tequila
 
Jackobeem said:
Yes, when I can be bothered. I do prefer it, but don't always keep it up.

Does size matter?
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Yes. Though I care more about girth than length. @4 incher

Have you ever kicked someone out of bed simply because, after getting them naked, you weren’t attracted to them?
 
Supgad said:
Yes. Though I care more about girth than length. @4 incher

Have you ever kicked someone out of bed simply because, after getting them naked, you weren’t attracted to them?
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No. If I'm in bed with them, I'm attracted to them enough in personality already. Even my one-offs needed some sort of connection on a personal level.

Have you ever done roleplay in the bedroom?
 
Jackobeem said:
No. If I'm in bed with them, I'm attracted to them enough in personality already. Even my one-offs needed some sort of connection on a personal level.

Have you ever done roleplay in the bedroom?
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Irl no although I pretend to not know roleplay I’m actually rather good at it, need Myself a guy and I’m sorted 😉

Anyways you ever flirted your way out of a speeding ticket or being pulled over by the cops/police
 
DynamicDylan said:
Irl no although I pretend to not know roleplay I’m actually rather good at it, need Myself a guy and I’m sorted 😉

Anyways you ever flirted your way out of a speeding ticket or being pulled over by the cops/police
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No but how do you flirt your way out of getting pulled over? Stick your ass out the window?

Have you ever lost your license?
 
Finn2.0 said:
No but how do you flirt your way out of getting pulled over? Stick your ass out the window?

Have you ever lost your license?
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Yes. I used to lose basically everything, including my wallet/license. But now I slap Tiles on or in anything important.

Do you own a pair of handcuffs?
 
Chopper said:
Yes velcro ones lmao comfortable to wear.

Do you give beggers money as you walk past them?
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I seldom have currency on my person, so I suppose I have to answer ‘no.’ But I do buy them a sandwich or a beverage, if I’m near a shop.

Do you play any instruments?
 
Yes. It’s something that socially isn’t acceptable or can’t have but when you have it you get butterflies in your stomach cause it feels so good. 😉

Do you workout?
 
No, not for years - unless I'm very drunk and someone slips me one but I don't smoke it properly

Do you always stand one urinal apart from the next guy when you use a public toilet? (or if you're a lady, do you always talk to each other across the stalls?)
 
Yea we do this in work or if im in at the sink and they are using the loo we have the chats great conversations come from toilet chats 😂

Have you ran out of loo roll and knocked on the next stall over to ask for more?
 
No, never

Have you ever been pulled over by the police and suspected of kerb crawling? <-- I was not, before you ask
 
Yes and No. I had a period of panic attacks 18 months or so ago. Was the worst time of my life. Managed now though but sometimes it creeps up

Are you anxious about the next question I might ask?
 
Inkandtatts said:
Yes and No. I had a period of panic attacks 18 months or so ago. Was the worst time of my life. Managed now though but sometimes it creeps up

Are you anxious about the next question I might ask?
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Not as anxious as when I get a message from Chopper but close enough

What is your next question?
 
Apollo said:
^wow doesn’t get the game what a loser…
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Are you that wet that you're riding my dick this hard? Good enough yes/no question aPolLO?
 
Apollo said:
Yes, I love cooking.

When you eat ice cream do you bite it?
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If it’s in a cone, yes. If it’s being consumed with a spoon, no.

Have you taken any holiday trips abroad since the pandemic took over our lives?
 
No. I planned to but I’m not paying the prices they’re asking right now. I’ll wait it out until it calms down.

Is this game better than LPW?
 
Yes. I don’t have the best history with the Irish but you’re definitely the best Irish mod I’ve ever met.

Have you ever needed stitches?
 
Yes. I cut my forearm open on a ceramic tile. I think my mum still thinks it was a suicide attempt.

Have you ever deliberately harmed yourself?
 
No but I shamed the current one when he decided to dip his wick elsewhere

Have you ever cheated?
 
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