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Inkandtatts said:
^ Noted and burned on my brain. Take Finn to the most expensive cheap burger place for violation.



You're barely out of short trousers! How tf can you be hungover? I didn't have my first hangover until I passed 30.
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You don’t want to see my bank statement and how much booze we actually bought and drunk, between us a couple hundred in spoons for cheap drinks 😂
 
DynamicDylan said:
Lots and lots of shots and expensive cocktails 😂. I only spent like £50 and then £10 on McDonalds 😂
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Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
 
Inkandtatts said:
Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
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I didn’t have a budget lmao and I got paid today anyway. So win win. I got paid like $1300 and like £850 about that anyway. No we was out 10 hours constantly drinking ofc we gonna get drunk 😃
 
DynamicDylan said:
I didn’t have a budget lmao and I got paid today anyway. So win win. I got paid like $1300 and like £850 about that anyway. No we was out 10 hours constantly drinking ofc we gonna get drunk 😃
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I’m just gonna have to come down there and have a reem night out with you 😘
 
Inkandtatts said:
Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
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I’m good with all of those things 🙂 ehhh I’m so tired this damn bird woke me up this morning. I like sleeping with the window open but hate natural alarm clocks. All well gotta get tonight over with and I’m off this weekend 😉
 
Ks_guy said:
I’m good with all of those things 🙂 ehhh I’m so tired this damn bird woke me up this morning. I like sleeping with the window open but hate natural alarm clocks. All well gotta get tonight over with and I’m off this weekend 😉
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It’s been a long time since a bird woke me up
 
Inkandtatts said:
Almost but it was in fact at the time I realised my tastes preferred sausage over fish
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I had no idea there was ever a time you preferred hanging by the docks rather than the deli counter.

I am shocked and delighted.
 
paris hilton thats hot GIF
 
Supgad said:
I had no idea there was ever a time you preferred hanging by the docks rather than the deli counter.

I am shocked and delighted.
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Oh it wasn't a chosen preference. I've always been more meat than seafood. It was a peer/life/family/stupid me induced preference that I quickly got over whilst secretly knowing and exploring the delights of the deli.
 
I’m guessing this is the thread then out of the others were focusing on.

Out for a curry later in the beer garden. 😀
 
I am creased 🤣

hires a nonce, but cried when I said he should’ve been aborted.

Priorities, got it. 😊
 
Tapping Wake Up GIF

That was Gary this morning. He kept laying across my face and then snuggling. Then he’d try to lick my arm lol. I sat up and he jumped to the floor and started wailing I put food in his bowl. He took 3 nibbles and walked away. What an asshole lol.
 
Annie said:
Went to swim… Got my lane… swam a bit… then some old man asked to share a lane… I said “oh **** no” in my head and left…
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Bruh. You should’ve said “oh **** no” out loud. Some people are fucking creepy
 
Annie said:
I am a nice person actually irl… so I just said “oh I was just about to finish”…
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Aww who knew you were secretly nice and polite. But that still doesn’t excuse some old creep wanting to swim behind you.
 
Apollo said:
You guys have tolls? ^ dang
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Some motorways and bridges do - can be worth it to save an hour of traffic.

And we still have those little wooden bridges in some parts of the country that look like they’ll collapse when you drive on them but you pay 50p (around $0.60) to cross them anyway

Ks_guy said:
Wear something cute cause she’ll probably marry me and @DynamicDylan while we are there.
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I know Her Maj is a widow but I don’t think she’ll be a bigamist by marrying both of you
 
Girl I'm so ready. I have literally 4 assignments left of this semester. They are huge assignments but nonetheless 4! Twenty-one more days and school's out for the summer!
 
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