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Inkandtatts said:
^ Noted and burned on my brain. Take Finn to the most expensive cheap burger place for violation.



You're barely out of short trousers! How tf can you be hungover? I didn't have my first hangover until I passed 30.
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You don’t want to see my bank statement and how much booze we actually bought and drunk, between us a couple hundred in spoons for cheap drinks 😂
 
DynamicDylan said:
Lots and lots of shots and expensive cocktails 😂. I only spent like £50 and then £10 on McDonalds 😂
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Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
 
Inkandtatts said:
Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
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I didn’t have a budget lmao and I got paid today anyway. So win win. I got paid like $1300 and like £850 about that anyway. No we was out 10 hours constantly drinking ofc we gonna get drunk 😃
 
DynamicDylan said:
I didn’t have a budget lmao and I got paid today anyway. So win win. I got paid like $1300 and like £850 about that anyway. No we was out 10 hours constantly drinking ofc we gonna get drunk 😃
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I’m just gonna have to come down there and have a reem night out with you 😘
 
Inkandtatts said:
Sounds a decent night. Last time I went into McD’s drunk, I got molested by a homeless lady.


@Ks_guy here’s what you need to know:

1. Double D has a preference for wearing purple
2. Needs you to cook a greasy breakfast in only an apron
3. Is easy to get drunk
4. Spends 20% of his booze budget in his place of work where he was clearly overcharged
5. Can show you the art of doing things in tight spaces (McD’s toilets)
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I’m good with all of those things 🙂 ehhh I’m so tired this damn bird woke me up this morning. I like sleeping with the window open but hate natural alarm clocks. All well gotta get tonight over with and I’m off this weekend 😉
 
Ks_guy said:
I’m good with all of those things 🙂 ehhh I’m so tired this damn bird woke me up this morning. I like sleeping with the window open but hate natural alarm clocks. All well gotta get tonight over with and I’m off this weekend 😉
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It’s been a long time since a bird woke me up
 
Inkandtatts said:
Almost but it was in fact at the time I realised my tastes preferred sausage over fish
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I had no idea there was ever a time you preferred hanging by the docks rather than the deli counter.

I am shocked and delighted.
 
paris hilton thats hot GIF
 
Supgad said:
I had no idea there was ever a time you preferred hanging by the docks rather than the deli counter.

I am shocked and delighted.
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Oh it wasn't a chosen preference. I've always been more meat than seafood. It was a peer/life/family/stupid me induced preference that I quickly got over whilst secretly knowing and exploring the delights of the deli.
 
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