Things men want to say to women

[!tulsa!]

If you’ve got something that the ladies need to hear. Put it here. I’ll go first.

You don’t need to take 45 selfies for that post. You were pretty in the first one and the other 44 I don’t give a hoot about. 🤓

 

[Inkandtatts]

You're responsible for the production of every human being alive so, if anyone tries to take you down, shove that in their faces

 

[Finn2.0]

You'd be much prettier if you smiled more

 

[Deleted member 221990]

@Irish_lady - Keep The Faith!!! 💋😁

 

[-MaDDy-]

keep them coming. Im writting all this down for research purposes :3

 

[Finn2.0]

Yes that shirt makes you look fat

 

[Deleted member 221990]

keep them coming. Im writting all this down for research purposes :3

All I wanna say is I got the real thing
And nothing else matters
I love you like that
I love you like that
I love you like that
I love you, I love you
I love you like that

Tananana mad with Maddy 😂😂😂

 

[Finn2.0]

Less talky, more washy washy

 

[SallyStitches]

Less talky, more washy washy

What am I suppose to be washing tho? 🤔

 

[Finn2.0]

What am I suppose to be washing tho? 🤔

Dishes, laundry, that three inch thick make-up off yo face. You choose!

Please don't hit me. I'm sorry

 

[SallyStitches]

Dishes, laundry, that three inch thick make-up off yo face. You choose!

Please don't hit me. I'm sorry

But, the dishes and laundry are done already, and I don’t wear makeup 🫤 soooo, what am I suppose to do now?!?

 

[Finn2.0]

But, the dishes and laundry are done already, and I don’t wear makeup 🫤 soooo, what am I suppose to do now?!?

Wash that damn attitude, woman. It stinks

 

[SallyStitches]

Wash that damn attitude, woman. It stinks

My attitude smells like honeysuckle! It’s such a lovely scent.😜

 

[Finn2.0]

My attitude smells like honeysuckle! It’s such a lovely scent.😜

Women these days. A man tries to give you friendly advice, and you throw it back in my face and attack me!

 

[SallyStitches]

Women these days. A man tries to give you friendly advice, and you throw it back in my face and attack me!

Oh bless your heart. I am so sorry for ‘attacking’ you. 🤣😂

 

[Finn2.0]

Oh bless your heart. I am so sorry for ‘attacking’ you. 🤣😂

I just don't believe you.... say it like you mean it

 

[!tulsa!]

But, the dishes and laundry are done already, and I don’t wear makeup 🫤 soooo, what am I suppose to do now?!?

Mimosas? 🤣

 

[SallyStitches]

I just don't believe you.... say it like you mean it

🥺 I’m being very sincere.

 

[Finn2.0]

🥺 I’m being very sincere.

Prove it! Say it again while transferring money to my account...

 

[MissMotive]

I’m not a man but I have something to say to women..

Stop being bitches to other women! Please and thank you. 😌

 

[Soundz123]

gib sandwich

 

[Finn2.0]

Choke on that d.....

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Omg you were prettier on Tinder than you are in person.

 

[Deleted member 295826]

In all seriousness: Women need to stop expecting men to divine their needs or feelings. If you want something done, if something upsets you, cop to it.

Nothing is more grating than the little ‘tests,’ and the needless mind games.

As @Finn2.0 said:

Wash that damn attitude, woman. It stinks

 

[!tulsa!]

Yes. We are not mind readers. For the love of everything good, don’t make us guess what you want or need from us. We’ll get it wrong, and then we’ll all be mad.

 

[SallyStitches]

Prove it! Say it again while transferring money to my account...

Oh honey….if you wanted a sugar momma, all you had to do was say so. 😏

 

[Finn2.0]

Oh honey….if you wanted a sugar momma, all you had to do was say so. 😏

So… money pls, mother

 

[SallyStitches]

So… money pls, mother

I’ve got $1.27 with your name on it 😉

 

[Finn2.0]

I’ve got $1.27 with your name on it 😉

Jackpot!!! I’m gonna treat myself tonight!

 

[Deleted member 295826]

Jackpot!!! I’m gonna treat myself tonight!

Sir. You can’t even get a Tesco Meal Deal at that price. I’m afraid to ask what you’ll treat yourself to.

 

[SallyStitches]

Jackpot!!! I’m gonna treat myself tonight!

😂🤣 gonna get a single nugget and fry combo?

 

[Finn2.0]

Sir. You can’t even get a Tesco Meal Deal at that price. I’m afraid to ask what you’ll treat yourself to.

😂🤣 gonna get a single nugget and fry combo?

Follow me closely here. One sugar momma giving you a lot of money = 100 sugar mommas each giving you $1.27

Work harder, not smarter!

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Shut to the up, not everything has to be an argument or debate.

 

[SallyStitches]

Who’s arguing tho?

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Who’s arguing tho?

I'm replying to things men want to say to women.

 

[Deleted member 292068]

Who’s arguing tho?

Wait, I see what you did there.

 

[SallyStitches]

Wait, I see what you did there.

😏

 

[!tulsa!]

Follow me closely here. One sugar momma giving you a lot of money = 100 sugar mommas each giving you $1.27

Work harder, not smarter!

Quality not quantity. You sound like your gearing up to drop in headfirst to a Mormon lifestyle

 

[Finn2.0]

Quality not quantity. You sound like your gearing up to drop in headfirst to a Mormon lifestyle

Nobody said anything about marriage

 

[Deleted member 221990]

I’m not anything I just wanna be Mrs Finnito 2.0 so Mr Finnito can say something to me. 🙂

 

[!tulsa!]

I really don’t get that mentality. I mean. One woman is trouble enough. Two sounds like fun until the first time you **** up. 3 or more though ? Ain’t nobody got time fo dat

 

[Finn2.0]

There will not be a Mrs Finnito 2.0. Sorry to disappoint

 

[Deleted member 221990]

There will not be a Mrs Finnito 2.0. Sorry to disappoint

You very manly you are

 

[Deleted member 250213]

Hurry up and make up your mind.

 

[!tulsa!]

If it’s on a plate I’m happy, and I’ve got the dishes after dinner.

 

[!tulsa!]

It’s okay for you to fart. 😂

 

[Deleted member 250213]

"You're cute and I like you. And this is my first drink"

 

[!tulsa!]

What a man doesn’t wanna hear from a woman
wow I thought u said it was bigger

“Is it in?”

 

[bitchWhoTfTookcandle]

what in the world are women

 

[Deleted member 250213]

It shrinks when wet ? Damn

That is worse than shrinks when cold...

 

[!tulsa!]

What a man doesn’t wanna hear from a woman
wow I thought u said it was bigger

You must be a grower and not a shower. .

 

[Lachlan60]

A friend of mine had a wee problem with his nether regions. He booked an appointment to get it checked. 3rd door on the left the receptionist said. He went 3rd door on the right. ( Podiatry Dept ) 😬. He went in and the doc behind the curtain said" Just put it onthe table. " Strange he thought, but complied. To the docs horrer. She screamed " THAT'S NOT A FOOT ". He looks at her. Don't be so impatient. Give it time.

 

[!tulsa!]

😂😂😂😂

 

[Inkandtatts]

Ease up on the foundation and whatever else you put on top that makes your face look like a bruised tangerine and gives you the equivalent of a VPL around your neck.

You’re much prettier without that sh*t

 

[Mayhem]

Lmao I’m glad I only put makeup on special occasions and I usually let my friends apply it

 

[Mayhem]

Ease up on the foundation and whatever else you put on top that makes your face look like a bruised tangerine and gives you the equivalent of a VPL around your neck.

You’re much prettier without that sh*t

That’s brutal most of the elder ladies at church look over done

 

[Mayhem]

Wait what

 

[SallyStitches]

Ease up on the foundation and whatever else you put on top that makes your face look like a bruised tangerine and gives you the equivalent of a VPL around your neck.

You’re much prettier without that sh*t

Adding onto this…find a foundation that actually matches your skin tone!

 

[!tulsa!]

Adding onto this…find a foundation that actually matches your skin tone!

Oh. You mean burnt orange isn’t everyone’s color? 🤣

 

[SallyStitches]

Oh. You mean burnt orange isn’t everyone’s color? 🤣

Contrary to popular belief, no. Stop rolling around in crushed up Cheetos girls. It’s not cute 🤣

 

[Mayhem]

Contrary to popular belief, no. Stop rolling around in crushed up Cheetos girls. It’s not cute 🤣

Green eye shadow is over rated try to use a skin tone eye shade

 

[Mayhem]

 

[Mayhem]

 

[Epiphany]

Just to contribute here .. for God's sake start with a good primer!!! Blot it on and blend it in. Don't cake it on.. 🙄

 

[Mayhem]

Just to contribute here .. for God's sake start with a good primer!!! Blot it on and blend it in. Don't cake it on.. 🙄

Omg primer ? That’s like painting a house lmao

 

[Mayhem]

 

[Mayhem]

Women these days. A man tries to give you friendly advice, and you throw it back in my face and attack me!

Poor Karen

 

[Deleted member 292068]

 

[NavyWings]

Not every guy is trying to get into your pants.

 

[Mayhem]

Not every guy is trying to get into your pants.

Lol hey dude

 

[Mayhem]

Wtf lol

 

[Inkandtatts]

Let’s do karaoke

 

[MissMotive]

Let’s do karaoke

Let’s duet bby

 

[Inkandtatts]

Let’s duet bby

What’s first on the hit list ?

Motivink could be our stage name

 

[splat]

not every man that crosses your path wants to fuck you ..its 90% at best 😀

 

[Sandman14]

"Why can't you stop b.itching just for one second in your life?"

 

[Soundz123]

“i only want to get inside your pants”

JK, because the cowards that would actually say this would rather hide that truth

be honest if you’re shallow enough to only want that kind of stuff

 

[!tulsa!]

Lol at cowards. Most would appreciate the honesty, if not the message itself, regardless of gender.

 

[Deleted member 292068]

"Chris Krieder! It's a power play goal!"

 

[Deleted member 250213]

"Sometimes I look better in make-up than what you do most of the time. And I never wear make-up"

 

[-Luka]

“No I’m not giving you my seat. Next time **** someone with a car.”

 

[Deleted member 250213]

"Next time you treat me like crap for no reason try being in my shoes..."

 

[-Luka]

Calm yer tits.

 

[!tulsa!]

Chicadee. STAHP with the filters. .