Things men want to say to women

I really don’t get that mentality. I mean. One woman is trouble enough. Two sounds like fun until the first time you **** up. 3 or more though ? Ain’t nobody got time fo dat
 
A friend of mine had a wee problem with his nether regions. He booked an appointment to get it checked. 3rd door on the left the receptionist said. He went 3rd door on the right. ( Podiatry Dept ) 😬. He went in and the doc behind the curtain said" Just put it onthe table. " Strange he thought, but complied. To the docs horrer. She screamed " THAT'S NOT A FOOT ". He looks at her. Don't be so impatient. Give it time.
 
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Ease up on the foundation and whatever else you put on top that makes your face look like a bruised tangerine and gives you the equivalent of a VPL around your neck.

You’re much prettier without that sh*t
 
Inkandtatts said:
Ease up on the foundation and whatever else you put on top that makes your face look like a bruised tangerine and gives you the equivalent of a VPL around your neck.

You’re much prettier without that sh*t
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That’s brutal most of the elder ladies at church look over done
 
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