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Hello, I am from Spain and I am looking for a bf to love forever and ever, I prefer foreigners to be honest, please hmu!
 
MichaelH57 said:
Hello, I am from Spain and I am looking for a bf to love forever and ever, I prefer foreigners to be honest, please hmu!
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Alright I'm Bampot, lets get started:

Prerequisites:

1. you have gotta loosen up on the brits, and the scotts, and the irish - they're too white and delicious to be what you say they are.

2. if you want a nice petite arab man (me) then hope you can handle the hair....

3. you must brush your teeth 3 times before moochie coochie - me no want nuh monkey pox, nuh, nuh, nuh.

4. We must have nice Espanol musica in the background when we do nookie nookie.

5. no loud moaning, a shout for help is okay, i cannot stress this enough, the poor wee neighbours.

6. your older, you pay for me, i nuh pay for you, for the first 3 meets, after that we negotiate - probably somethin' like you pay 6 days a week at the most expansive resturante, and I at the most cheapest, with only one MEAL allowed - it's fair.

7. Cologne, you must wear somethin' to wake ma senses senseless, it's an obligation!

If you are happy with the above, lets begin.

Bampot.
 
Not shocked you're single.

EDIT: You’re not my mate, bitch. Praise be His Mercy.
 
MichaelH57 said:
Yeah, Cos its fucking natural for me to act like this when somebody just fucking assumes **** about my life, talking about Spain like that, **** you, go rot and burn like seriously wtf!
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Spain is **** anyway, paella boy go have a wash and comb your hair. Come back when your balls have dropped.

Ps: Spain still ****
 
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