The Yes/No Game

Not on a fruit bowl but if I make a sausage butty, there’s always an upright cut (!) sosig juices a-flowin’ so technically yea.

Does politics interest you?
 
Yes. If you get to be PM first, I’ll be your Chancellor. Sad but true, I’m reading David Cameron’s autobiography atm and he doesn’t seem such a twat now.

Do you support the nuclear deterrent?
 
I genuinely always liked him tbf. He was prominent in getting same sex marriage legalised or recognised something like that which I always supported.

Carrying on.

Yes very much so.
Do you? 👀
 
Yes if it was a country I liked

Have you ever been lost for hours and unable to find your way home ?
 
No, public places offend me and I avoid them as often as possible

Have you ever felt perved on by a chihuahua because it sniffs under the door when you’re having a piss?

Side not, my dog is a creep and needs some serious sensitivity training
 
Difficult one. I’m going to say “no” because it wasn’t a dog

Do you need a dog sitter ?
 
Yes, but one of my dogs is a complete psycho and will attack you constantly. She even does it to me.

Does anyone want to buy a wanker of a chihuahua?
 
Yes but not if he’s a Wanker. It’s bad enough cleaning up their sh*t nvm their other bodily fluids

Have you ever eaten horse meat ?
 
Yes, and I loved dancing on stage. I was front and center.

Have you ever been in a band?
 
Yes! I love anchovies on my pizza. Most people don't like anchovies. That's cool that you play the ukulele.

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend??
 
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