The Yes/No Game

Yes, but only sometimes.

Have you gone to see the Statue of Liberty and New York City?
 
No! Never heard of that TV show before. I'll look for the show now.

Have you ever played football?
 
Yes

Do you arrange a fruit bowl in a suggestive way because you’re as childish as me?
 
Not on a fruit bowl but if I make a sausage butty, there’s always an upright cut (!) sosig juices a-flowin’ so technically yea.

Does politics interest you?
 
Yes. If you get to be PM first, I’ll be your Chancellor. Sad but true, I’m reading David Cameron’s autobiography atm and he doesn’t seem such a twat now.

Do you support the nuclear deterrent?
 
I genuinely always liked him tbf. He was prominent in getting same sex marriage legalised or recognised something like that which I always supported.

Carrying on.

Yes very much so.
Do you? 👀
 
Yes if it was a country I liked

Have you ever been lost for hours and unable to find your way home ?
 
No, public places offend me and I avoid them as often as possible

Have you ever felt perved on by a chihuahua because it sniffs under the door when you’re having a piss?

Side not, my dog is a creep and needs some serious sensitivity training
 
Difficult one. I’m going to say “no” because it wasn’t a dog

Do you need a dog sitter ?
 
Yes, but one of my dogs is a complete psycho and will attack you constantly. She even does it to me.

Does anyone want to buy a wanker of a chihuahua?
 
Yes but not if he’s a Wanker. It’s bad enough cleaning up their sh*t nvm their other bodily fluids

Have you ever eaten horse meat ?
 
Yes, and I loved dancing on stage. I was front and center.

Have you ever been in a band?
 
Yes! I love anchovies on my pizza. Most people don't like anchovies. That's cool that you play the ukulele.

Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend??
 
Yes

Have you had New Orleans beignets?
New Orleans Food GIF by Disney
 
Yes but my arms are tired. They need a break. Maybe forever.

Are you scared of heights?
 
Yusss. Ginger ale is my favorite, especially half n half with some fruit juice.

Could you live alone, with no other human contact, alone with only your own thoughts?
 
No. But I know where you can find 2,569 of them. In my dms. Asking the same questions. Daily

Have you ever been doxxxed on chat ave or elsewhere?
 
Lol. 6 digit? Ffs. No. Seems like all the money comes in, then all the money goes back out. Like the tide.

Do you think the coasts will actually be flooded in the next 50 years?
 
No. Spiritual ? Definitely. Spirit in the sky? Probably not. Sees higher power in nature? The mountains? The ocean? Absolutely. I don’t like the division that religion is so good at creating. There is no us and them. Just us (sentient beings, and yes. This includes animals and probably even a robot if it ever makes it there, and plants too. Think Gaia)

Now that I just word-vomited all over the screen…. Ummmm

Have you ever been subjected to racism?

Edit: spelling
 
yes. At 16. Got booted from the house for about 6 months. Was awful. Taught me how I DIDNT want to live though.

Have you ever been witness to or subjected to gun violence ?
 
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