Did you guys hear about the rhinocerous that was madly in love with his girlfriend? Yeah, well, he was pretty horny 😂 😂
TikTok joke
- Thread starter Jack_Skellington
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It is a joke
Hence the title TikTok joke. I got it off of TikTok
Another one is: My girlfriend broke up with me. I was at her house and her whole family was mean to me I go tell her I'm going to leave and she says why? And I said hey listen. Your family tree must be a cactus and she's like what? Why? I said well because everyone on it is a prick 😂 😂
I’m really sorry your girlfriend and her family treated you like that. But much respect for standing up for yourself!
purplerose
Gold Member
lol this is laffy taffy corny. shoulda stuck with jeff duhammmmmmmmmm jokes instead
Lol dude that one's a joke too. But my girlfriend of almost 5 years actually did leave me in 2021 although I didn't call her family a prick and they weren't mean to me
-Luka
Platinum Member
Mayhem screwed you real bad, huh. 😯
That was a joke too? I’m missing them all today. What am I like?
It was someone I dated in real life that left me
You probably shouldn’t have called their entire family pricks
I never did
You said it like four posts ago. You also said you told her family you were as horny as a rhinoceros
That was another joke from TikTok. I never actually said that to her family. This is pissing me off
Wait, you didn’t say it to her family? So why did you lie earlier? Lying isn’t cool man