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Another one is: My girlfriend broke up with me. I was at her house and her whole family was mean to me I go tell her I'm going to leave and she says why? And I said hey listen. Your family tree must be a cactus and she's like what? Why? I said well because everyone on it is a prick 😂 😂
 
Ðigital Iƞsaƞity said:
Another one is: My girlfriend broke up with me. I was at her house and her whole family was mean to me I go tell her I'm going to leave and she says why? And I said hey listen. Your family tree must be a cactus and she's like what? Why? I said well because everyone on it is a prick 😂 😂
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I’m really sorry your girlfriend and her family treated you like that. But much respect for standing up for yourself!
 
Lol dude that one's a joke too. But my girlfriend of almost 5 years actually did leave me in 2021 although I didn't call her family a prick and they weren't mean to me
 
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If my innocent line of questioning upset him, I sincerely apologise. I was just trying to figure out why he called his girlfriend a rhinoceros
 
Ðigital Iƞsaƞity said:
I never called her a rhinoceros. It was a joke that I got off of TikTok. What part of that do you not understand
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But you said her family were a bunch of pricks. That was highly inappropriate. If she doesn't want to be with you, respect that.
 
Ðigital Iƞsaƞity said:
I never called her a rhinoceros. It was a joke that I got off of TikTok. What part of that do you not understand
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You never said it was a joke! You said your girlfriend called you a rhinoceros so you called her mum a prick and she tried to dump you but you wouldn’t let her because you were horny
 
Irish_lady said:
..... all he wanted to do was post a joke from tiktok ffs 🙄 no need for your b.s lay off him now finn..
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The Irish are known to be thick but you take the biscuit. A joke was implemented on another joke and OP got offended and pissed himself off at his own post (hence…. Him posting that himself)! Phuck off you scallop.
 
Irish_lady said:
..... all he wanted to do was post a joke from tiktok ffs 🙄 no need for your b.s lay off him now finn..
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I started off just messing with the lad. Then I really wanted to see how long it would take him to realise I was pissing about
 
Luka said:
The Irish are known to be thick but you take the biscuit. A joke was implemented on another joke and OP got offended and pissed himself off at his own post (hence…. Him posting that himself)! Phuck off you scallop.
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Wow... jeez luka i thought you were sorta ok.... what an absolute twat you really are ...
 
Irish_lady said:
Wow... jeez luka i thought you were sorta ok.... what an absolute twat you really are ...
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Fax machine.
If you fly with the crows you’re shot with them. Don’t fly with the idiot who made his own joke redundant then got annoyed. If you fail to see that then I’m sorry my previous post is justified.
 
Luka said:
Fax machine.
If you fly with the crows you’re shot with them. Don’t fly with the idiot who made his own joke redundant then got annoyed. If you fail to see that then I’m sorry my previous post is justified.
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Nah i see it you're just a twat like people say you are.. move along now...
 
When the insults come flying, the truth has most definitely struck a nerve. But sorry I’m not gonna defend a proper moron by his own words, however potato you screech.
 
you made fun of yourself, people joined in. Why delete something you initiated; because it didn’t go as planned? Typical general chat mod. Thank you for your contribution of weakness that Room is ran by for all our evidence to @Chatmaster
 
Just heard an amazing joke!

Did you guys hear about the unicorn that was madly in love with his girlfriend? Yeah, well, he was pretty horny.
 
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