Vending Machine game

[Radiation]

A silver doubloon. Profit 😼

I put in a note asking for Dwayne Johnson. What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

You get the generic version. Kevin Hart

I put in 2 rechargeable batteries. What am I getting?

 

[Radiation]

One single use battery.

I put in Kevin Hart. What am I getting?

 

[-Luka]

Forum user rose14- she’s angry for being black.

I put in diamond ring what do I get

 

[SerenityMoon]

Divorce papers.

I put in a diaper, what do I get?

 

[-Luka]

A 40yo child who lives at home.

I put in a tax return what do I get?

 

[Radiation]

The machine steals your wallet.

I use tap-to-pay, what do I get?

 

[-Luka]

An overpriced transaction which declines!

I put in a miscall what do I get

 

[Deleted member 303204]

A call back asking why you called

I put in an old Sock

What do I get?

 

[SerenityMoon]

a fleshlight

I put in a Glock. What do I get?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Jacinda Ardern

I put in Dobbie. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

The National Elf Service.

I put in an old boot. What do I get?

 

[Louize]

Princessa

I'm putting in a pair of scissors. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A cheap and nasty haircut

I'm putting in an old fleece hat. What do I get?

 

[Louize]

Lice.

I'm putting in one single grain of rice. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

A big dish of paella.

I'm putting in a length of climbing rope. What do I get?

 

[Radiation]

A stretcher.

I put in your medical bill. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Your bank account emptied.

I put in a duck. What do I get?

 

[Radiation]

Me!

I put in a fish. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Bluey!

I put in a sloe. What do I get?