Vending Machine game

[emileh]

A g00gle phone.

I put in an ipod. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a zune

i put in a light bright...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A rainbow.

I put in a crochet hook. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a joke about roe v. wade

i put in santa clause...what do i get?

 

[Absolut Bitch]

A lump of coal

I put in a bottle of vodka ... what do I get?

 

[StubleU]

something absolutely vile from my youth when i used to drink it by the bottle

i put in some rum...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An older Bart Simpson.

I put a windscreen wiper in. What do I get?

 

[emileh]

Really? If you're not going to follow the game then you get mocked for being childish.

 

[StubleU]

An older Bart Simpson.

I put a windscreen wiper in. What do I get?

streaky windows

i put in a left turn signal...what do i get?

 

[Radiation]

@purplerose You were admin in 2005?!?

That was before I was born 😭

(Just ignore me)

 

[StubleU]

@purplerose You were admin in 2005?!?

That was before I was born 😭

(Just ignore me)

a lot has happened since then...about a month after that my oldest was born

 

[emileh]

To turn right.

I put in a piton. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

faulty rock formation resulting in what you thought to be a concretion actually being a goat's ear canal

i put in a lightbulb...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

A scented candle.

I put in a nut and bolt. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a bag of snacks with far too much sodium seasoning on it.


i put an earphone in...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

AC/DC at full volume.

I put in a woodscrew. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

dowels

i put in a squeeky toy...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An action man.

I put in a door key. What do I get?

 

[StubleU]

a door

i put in a printer...what do i get?

 

[emileh]

An empty wallet and still nothing printed.

I put in a clothes peg. What do I get?