The Yes/No Game

It depends. A good piper playing piobaireachd can be nice but pipe bands no thanks and that competitive let's-see-how-many-notes-we-can-jam-in-a-bar skirly shite nope just nope.

Would you like to learn to play the pipes?
 
No but now I want one.

I want a rocky road too, to go down with my afternoon coffee. Do you like Rocky Roads?
 
Yes, especially when covered in chocolate

Do you think those little packets of biscuits you get at hotels always taste better than buying a big packet from the shop?
 
I don't think I've ever tried them but they're probably normal biscuits. BUT big packet.... Big packet it is.

Do you eat a lot of biscuits?
 
Hmm... I'd say no. I think I consume a fairly average amount.

Have you ever been on a plane for more than five consecutive hours?
 
Yes, on the basis that I didn't rate them last time and he won.

Do you think there should be an upper age limit on running for any high political office?
 
Yes definitely. I'd set a cut off at standard retirement age.

Do you think the American electoral system is fair?
 
No, it's a mashed up pile of cat shite and needs starting from scratch. Money needs to come out of it for a start. Ours isn't perfect but I feel it's more transparent than the US one. The Justice system is just as screwed, having judges appointed based on their politics (sorry Americans)

Would you ever volunteer to be a judge? Edit: Judge meaning in a criminal court, not a judge on X Factor
 
You have to have a law background to be a judge they come from barristers I think. I'd volunteer to be a sheriff though.

Would you do jury duty if you were asked?
 
You have to have a law background to be a judge they come from barristers I think. I'd volunteer to be a sheriff though.
I forgot you're North of the border. Don't they have similar things to magistrates there? Anyone can volunteer here to be one of those. They can give people up to 6 months inside and (I think) £5k fines

Would you do jury duty if you were asked?
Yes because they still shoot you if you refuse here.

Would you ever willingly serve in the Armed Forces?
 
Eh? Where are you? I always thought you were in the UK.

I wouldn't be a good fit for the Armed Forces. I'd either get booted out or walk out lol
 
Oh my sarcasm detector must be switched off.

Oops...

Would you volunteer for something like the coastguard or RNLI?
 
No, thankfully I never have

Have you ever thrown up so much that you had to call a plumber to help?
 
I had norovirus once. I don't recommend it. Our poor septic tank!

Have you ever been unable to function because of illness?
 
Don't worry about it 🙂

No I wouldn't but I've helped people a few times

Would you risk your life for a loved one?
 
Don't worry about it 🙂

No I wouldn't but I've helped people a few times

Would you risk your life for a loved one?
Yes, absolutely would. I always put people first before myself anyway l0l

Have you been anywhere outside of your own continent?
 
Meh. Nope but it can’t be any worse than 2023

Have you ever missed someone’s birthday?
 
Yes. As long as Alistair doesn't end up being called out we're going Ice climbing this weekend!

Are you looking forward to the weekend?
 
Yes but your ice climbing sounds better than my quiet weekend

Do you find that life is too crazy to do what you want to do sometimes?
 
No, but I’m working on it

Do you ever want to go into a dark room and scream as loud as you can?
 
No, I usually yell at the person that put me in that mood.

Do you get frustrated with people on CA?
 
Yes, I wouldn’t mind it

Would you like to live in a shack in the middle of nowhere just surrounded by nature?
 
Yes. I think I'd manage alright.

Would you like to live on a small island with only wildlife for company?
 
Yes if I’ve had 10 hours the night before and I get 10 hours the night after

Have you ever had food poisoning?
 
Yes and it was the worst I’ve ever felt. Never want it again

Do you ever walk into a room and forget what you went in for?
 
I can’t remember

Yes. No. No not yet

Do you think a cure for Alzheimer’s / Dementia will be found soon?
 
Evolution is more than a theory, it's a scientific theory with a huge amount of supporting evidence. So yes, absolutely. Man evolved from an ancestor shared in common with chimpanzees. We're a member of the great apes. 🙂

Do you believe in science?
 
I'm happy here. It would have to be something pretty special.

Would you go to one of the sister sites?
 
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