The Yes/No Game

It depends. A good piper playing piobaireachd can be nice but pipe bands no thanks and that competitive let's-see-how-many-notes-we-can-jam-in-a-bar skirly shite nope just nope.

Would you like to learn to play the pipes?
 
No but now I want one.

I want a rocky road too, to go down with my afternoon coffee. Do you like Rocky Roads?
 
Yes, especially when covered in chocolate

Do you think those little packets of biscuits you get at hotels always taste better than buying a big packet from the shop?
 
I don't think I've ever tried them but they're probably normal biscuits. BUT big packet.... Big packet it is.

Do you eat a lot of biscuits?
 
Hmm... I'd say no. I think I consume a fairly average amount.

Have you ever been on a plane for more than five consecutive hours?
 
Yes, on the basis that I didn't rate them last time and he won.

Do you think there should be an upper age limit on running for any high political office?
 
Yes definitely. I'd set a cut off at standard retirement age.

Do you think the American electoral system is fair?
 
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