General Haiku Thread

babydolla

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hai friends, 🙋🏼‍♀️

in tonight's episode, i bring u something thats a breath of fresh air from the usual scheduled (award winning) programming & maybe even a lil' bit of positive + creative fun 😇

in this thread, we make haikus; but wait, wat is a haiku??? 🤔🤔🤔

great question, vanessa, allow me to explain!!!!!

the haiku is a Japanese poetic form that consists of three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, & five in the third the haiku developed from the hokku, the opening three lines of a longer poem known as a tanka... the haiku became a separate form of poetry in the 17th century...

the rules of the thread are easy:

1. ur post must be a haiku, if ur commenting on someone else's haiku... then u need to include a haiku of ur own too along with your comment

2. try & be consistent on being a true haiku; *three lines, 5 syllables in the first, seven in the second, & 5 in the third* but it's not absolutely necessary, still cannot exceed three lines

3. it's not a haiku if it's not written entirely with syllables

4. all posts other than haikus is derailing;
@Apollo @H.R. PufnStuf @Ness_eb pls delete posts that are not haiku if theyre reported


5. haiku about other ppl is okie, & encouraged but keep it PG13; if u make a haiku about someone, u must tag them (no sneak dissing)



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Sickly sweet soda

Made from cumquat, sugar, and

carbonated water
 
V for Vendetta
Is not the requirement
For a haiku though.

Being like, "verdict
Is vengeance, vindicate the
vigilant" in here.
 
Am I a soulless soul?
searching for the building bricks
now hanging awkwardly
teetering beyond repair?

Obviously
it’s the fall
when the thin, tatty tower is no more
scattering with a clatter
only Lego bricks can make
like a muted cymbal
a sad drum roll with echoes of teachers saying:

“Told you so.”
 
For those ruining this thread with non-haiku poems:

A haiku is not
Going to a baby "coooooooo"
in a high pitched voice
 
My haiku’s steady slammin',
I keep a heavy cannon
It's a new sheriff in town,
and it ain't The Lego,
aka Reggie Hammond,
Peace to my peoples,
the children of the corn
Cause we put it on,
adios, ghost I'm gone….
 
Peace to my homies in the gangsta lean
I see you when I get there
And it's a fact I keep a gat in my arm reach
I charm freaks and bomb geeks
from here to palm beach
I'm puttin' rappers in the wheelchair
Mutaeo is the villain you still fear 🦹‍♂️
cause I be hangin' it hard
and my **** is for real here
If you battle me you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
you can't kill me
I was born dead…..
 
Peace to my homies in the gangsta lean
I see you when I get there
And it's a fact I keep a gat in my arm reach
I charm freaks and bomb geeks
from here to palm beach
I'm puttin' rappers in the wheelchair
Mutaeo is the villain you still fear 🦹‍♂️
cause I be hangin' it hard
and my **** is for real here
If you battle me you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
you can't kill me
I was born dead…..

this isn't a haiku babe...

but this is;

driving bmw

nobody real posting pics

never logging off
 
Video Chat mod
was not modding when event
happened at the time
 
I try do haiku.
People are just horrible.
Y'all dont know me JS.
 
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