Two Truths, One Lie

👍 I can't swim. All the rivers in my home town had cyanobacteria and going to the pool cost a fortune to swim in.
😍 I once had a girl break up with me after hours of clothes shopping with her I decided to hold a dress to my body saying "do I look fat in this?"
🤣 In high school, the poor school nurse couldn't stop laughing after I had a cricket ball strike me in the family jewels whilst playing cricket in the lunch break. The pain...
 
👍 I once cooked a meal at scouts. Gave everyone food poisoning
😍 I once set fire to my kitchen while grilling chicken. I was hungover when I did it.
🤣 I once passed a cooking class after being told it isn't about the ingredients, it's about the taste.
 
Nope Soapie, it isn't #3.

Gave you a nice curve ball on that one lol
 
👍 My car is referred to by family and friends as "The Cop Magnet" because I am always being pulled over for no reason... honest.
😍 It is known that whatever I do, I do things badly yet still turns out right in the end. Magic lol
🤣 At University, I always fell asleep in lectures. And I was never ever caught doing so.
 
Soapie gets it again. I always slept in lectures. Oftentimes I snored. But in my final year, got caught by the lecturer: "is he asleep?" to which I replied "No, your honour. The dentist did it" whilst still having a bit of shut-eye
 
Dindu Nuffin said:
Soapie gets it again. I always slept in lectures. Oftentimes I snored. But in my final year, got caught by the lecturer: "is he asleep?" to which I replied "No, your honour. The dentist did it" whilst still having a bit of shut-eye
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Yeah, I was kinda assuming you absolutely fell asleep... but got caught often 😆
 
Would be hilarious if I was caught often by lecturers, but nah it was my fellow students at the time that gave me grief 🤣
 
👍 My favourite colour is orange.
😡 My favourite car is a Mitsubishi Lancer (doesn't matter which EVO it is)
🤣 My favourite chatroom is Adults Chat

Yes, one of them is a lie lol
 
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