Last Post Wins 🧜‍♂️

[.Princessa]

 

[Inkandtatts]

Good Afternoon. Happy Wednesday to you

 

[Finn2.0]

Rolling out of bed and posting a shark gif at 4pm. Lazy

 

[Apollo]

 

[Ks_guy]

I think I found the perfect guy but he says he’s straight.

But everyday he makes a comment of “if I were”

Bítch you are! Just deal with it and love me lol.

@Soapie what do I do with this fragile heart of mine?

 

[Soapie]

@Soapie what do I do with this fragile heart of mine?

...handle with care?

 

[Ks_guy]

...handle with care?

I’m worried @Realxavier isn’t in love with me anymore 💔😩😭

 

[-Luka]

way to steal my thunder

 

[Inkandtatts]

This thread is now the epitome of State control and equates to the scenes seen after the Brexit referendum where the State tells the people they have got it wrong

Trigger Article 50. Trigger @-Luka. Set him free from the shackles of not being allowed to have straight bananas so that he may prosper

 

[emileh]

way to steal my thunder

Still nae diamond then?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniels got a history

 

[emileh]

There's a party downtown near Fifth Street

 

[-Luka]

Still nae diamond then?

Still purloined.

 

[emileh]

Still purloined.

It's probably been recut and sold

 

[-Luka]

It's probably been recut and sold

Probably by the person who refuses to acknowledge my win. 🤨

 

[Finn2.0]

It’s 2024. If there’s a market for some funky looking, anime girl wannabes, brown bath water, there a market for Hannah’s chopped up dookie.

Not sure why, but Liam Hemsworth came to mind.

 

[Soapie]

I’m worried @Realxavier isn’t in love with me anymore 💔😩😭

Have you asked them?

 

[Ks_guy]

Have you asked them?

Scared of the possibility.

 

[-Luka]

@Diamond thief

 

[-Luka]

Excuse me.

Apollo too busy replying to HR than me and acknowledging my win. So rude. You’re a shítty UM. Bitch

*defecates*