What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Mr.W]

@leigh this is an all ages forum and i find this thread to be in violation of being appropriate for 13+ please close this disgusting thread.


Titties.

 

[RandomGuyUK]

@leigh this is an all ages forum and i find this thread to be in violation of being appropriate for 13+ please close this disgusting thread.


Titties.

shut up Jerry

 

[BabaYaga]

Don't talk with your mouth full.

 

[Akrta]

You’ll learn to like salty things

 

[RandomAnon]

I like my meat rare/I like rare meat

 

[RandomAnon]

Careful, this is really hot!

 

[RandomAnon]

My oven overheated

 

[RandomAnon]

Cheers 🍻

 

[RandomAnon]

It's been ages since I last saw you

 

[RandomAnon]

Let's have it right here at the dining room table

 

[RandomAnon]

Don't burn your tongue, it's sizzling hot

 

[RandomAnon]

Can I please have a Hole in One/Toad in the Hole?

 

[RandomAnon]

Put your sausage in cider (this and last one stolen from ******)

 

[RandomAnon]

Don't hold back on the syrup

 

[RandomAnon]

I've been prepping for this all day

 

[Inkandtatts]

Eat this now or get banned. Your call. Slag.

 

[UKBloke]

Don't stand on ceremony, jump right in

 

[RandomGuyUK]

... this looks weird. are you sure .... ?

 

[Nikee]

@SexyCheryl is so better at this thank you @Louize

 

[booyou]

Stop playing with it and just eat it.