What You Can Say At Dinner That You Can Also Say During Sex?

[Absolut Bitch]

That's gone a bit hard ...

 

[Louize]

All that preparation and it's over in 10 minutes 🙄

 

[Finn2.0]

I’d prefer it with less cheese.

 

[Louize]

Start with my rump, it's very tender

 

[ThatRita]

I'll take mine raw.

 

[Paparatzz]

May I have the bill, please

 

[Louize]

We could have done this al fresco tonight

 

[Finn2.0]

I love it when the whole family comes together

 

[Louize]

If you keep rocking on it, you'll break it, and if you don't stop fidgeting, you'll fall off it.

 

[ThatRita]

Can I put this bun in your oven?

 

[Louize]

Those are very sweet buns @ThatRita

 

[Finn2.0]

Is that mayonnaise?

 

[Louize]

I don't care how your ex girlfriend used to do it, this is how I do it

 

[Finn2.0]

I never thought I'd enjoy eating raw fish

 

[Louize]

... Can you push my stool in?

 

[ThatRita]

I said I wanted a pickle, that's a gherkin!

 

[Louize]

Pass me the turkey baster

 

[Finn2.0]

Why do you always fart while I'm eating?

 

[UKBloke]

There's more if anyone wants it

 

[!tulsa!]

I've invited your brother, I hope you don't mind

Jfc

 

[Louize]

I really wish you'd stop letting the dog join us

 

[ThatRita]

Sorry, I'm allergic to nuts.

 

[frying nemo]

it's a little salty for my taste but i'll finish it

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I am sorry but I will be leaving a one star Y.elp review.

 

[frying nemo]

i'm allergic to nuts sorry cant eat

 

[RandomGuyUK]

I'm feeling sick, I need to lie down.
...
I'm so full!
...
That was far too much!

 

[RandomGuyUK]

can I have another sausage

 

[RandomGuyUK]

oh ... if you insist. just when i thought i couldnt eat anymore.

...

We should do this more often

 

[RandomGuyUK]

can you fetch the wooden spoon ...

 

[Crumb]

Is it rude if I ask for seconds already?

 

[Finn2.0]

Is that a maggot?

 

[Inkandtatts]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

 

[Finn2.0]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

You have the weirdest dinners/hook ups. But I’m flattered my maggot gets mentioned

 

[RandomGuyUK]

Umm, as funny as this thread is, I think references to animals (except Finn’s maggot) and family members should be avoided else there may be a premature climax to the thread

agreed.
thats why i deleted my prior comments.

keep it clean. mostly.

 

[Inkandtatts]

Delete this now or get banned, slag

 

[Inkandtatts]

it went over your head

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

more stuffing?

 

[Louize]

You're so messy, I'll get you a napkin

 

[ThatRita]

That's a little more sausage than I was expecting.

 

[Roachh]

So happy you came!

Well it tastes better than it smells!

 

[Inkandtatts]

Come again

 

[Louize]

This is new! Did you see it on the Internet?

 

[Crumb]

You really went heavy on the sauce this time!

 

[Finn2.0]

Why are you gagging? It doesn’t taste that bad

 

[Crumb]

Slow down or you’ll regret it later.

 

[Finn2.0]

I prefer Mexican

 

[rapinoes smirking revenge]

i can't believe i ate the whole thing

 

[frying nemo]

Come again

wtf i nearly spat my cuppa tea out lol

 

[Louize]

Thank you for having me

 

[ThatRita]

I'd rather eat out.

 

[Blether]

8 pages in as little as so many hours.

Damn this Messaging Board is filthy.

Those Frankfurt sausages look nice and juicy

 

[ThatRita]

Chocolate makes everything better.

 

[Blether]

Chocolate makes everything better.

 

[Louize]

Just smack the bottom and see what comes out

 

[-Chopper-]

Squirty cream with your pie?

 

[Finn2.0]

@ThatRita has her face pressed to the window again

 

[RandomGuyUK]

,,, agh .... seems more moist than usual

 

[frying nemo]

Just smack the bottom and see what comes out

lmao good one

 

[RandomGuyUK]

8 pages in as little as so many hours.

Damn this Messaging Board is filthy.

Those Frankfurt sausages look nice and juicy

yet very amusing x

 

[Blether]

yet very amusing x

Sausage?

 

[Mr.W]

@leigh this is an all ages forum and i find this thread to be in violation of being appropriate for 13+ please close this disgusting thread.


Titties.

 

[RandomGuyUK]

@leigh this is an all ages forum and i find this thread to be in violation of being appropriate for 13+ please close this disgusting thread.


Titties.

shut up Jerry

 

[BabaYaga]

Don't talk with your mouth full.

 

[Akrta]

You’ll learn to like salty things

 

[RandomAnon]

I like my meat rare/I like rare meat

 

[RandomAnon]

Careful, this is really hot!

 

[RandomAnon]

My oven overheated

 

[RandomAnon]

Cheers 🍻

 

[RandomAnon]

It's been ages since I last saw you

 

[RandomAnon]

Let's have it right here at the dining room table

 

[RandomAnon]

Don't burn your tongue, it's sizzling hot

 

[RandomAnon]

Can I please have a Hole in One/Toad in the Hole?

 

[RandomAnon]

Put your sausage in cider (this and last one stolen from ******)

 

[RandomAnon]

Don't hold back on the syrup

 

[RandomAnon]

I've been prepping for this all day

 

[Inkandtatts]

Eat this now or get banned. Your call. Slag.

 

[UKBloke]

Don't stand on ceremony, jump right in

 

[RandomGuyUK]

... this looks weird. are you sure .... ?

 

[Nikee]

@SexyCheryl is so better at this thank you @Louize

 

[booyou]

Stop playing with it and just eat it.

 

[ban active]

@SexyCheryl is so better at this thank you @Louize

Cheryl is this you?

 

[Nikee]

Cheryl is this you?

no lol

 

[frying nemo]

man that was good can i have seconds

 

[frying nemo]

i'm not sure i can fit all that in

 

[-Chopper-]

You're gonny have a sore arse the morra!

 

[frying nemo]

You're gonny have a sore arse the morra!

 

[emileh]

Is there enough left for a second portion?

 

[Louize]

Is there enough left for a second portion?

WELCOME TO ADULT FORUMS, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Ps... Now they can't ban you for it, how often did you come and read this 😂😂

 

[emileh]

Thank you 🙂

I actually didn't that much. I had to contribute though 🤣

 

[Blether]

Thank you 🙂

I actually didn't that much. I had to contribute though 🤣

 

[emileh]

So... Was the reaction for the I actually didn't that much (I didn't. The times I ended up reading Adult threads were from the latest posts link on the forums front page 😛 ) or that I had to contribute lol. Inquiring minds need to know...

 

[frying nemo]

when can we have that again

 

[RandomGuyUK]

So... Was the reaction for the I actually didn't that much (I didn't. The times I ended up reading Adult threads were from the latest posts link on the forums front page 😛 ) or that I had to contribute lol. Inquiring minds need to know...

It's all fun and games.
...
one could possibly say that at dinner, too xd

 

[-Chopper-]

Dessert didn't taste like that.

 

[RandomGuyUK]

WELCOME TO ADULT FORUMS, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Ps... Now they can't ban you for it, how often did you come and read this 😂😂

Thank you 🙂

I actually didn't that much. I had to contribute though 🤣

how often did you cum and read this?
😇

(Lyrics) Dexta Daps - Call Me If​

 

[Little Darcy]

More meat please dad

 

[Ollie80s1979]

I’m so happy you came!

What other things can be said during both moments?

Not for radio? 👍🏻 so good.
Better clean this it smells a bit fishy

 

[Ollie80s1979]

I'm going to put my meat back in for a bit longer

 

[frying nemo]

I'm going to put my meat back in for a bit longer

lol nice one

 

[num1imp]

Eat me