Back in the day...

this thread turned quite english.
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Back in the day when tranny was a transit van (using as a pastime not an insult)

When Tom was my very top friend
when m-eds went to McDonald’s
When ryry went wheeling off an archipelago.
When cat used the funky wink emoji and its teeth sparkled
Vonnies website. Was cool!
 
my alphie with all the cards and my learning window with all the cartridges esp voice that sh!t pissed my mom off. this crap today is too weak, one drop and glass crack city. you chuck those things at your brother it goes beeeep boop and ya take it out and slam it back together and tada! magically works again. my dad kept Duracell in business though
 
The sound of dial up - then waiting 6 hrs for one song to d/load on Napster or limewire then it crashes your computer.
ICQ/AIM
Swimming in the ocean at midnight and not have to worry about safety.
Chivalry/Manners/wholesome, deep conversations not being interrupted by checking social media
Vinyl! that familiar soft scratchy sound just before the song starts/going to the record store in the mall and browsing for hrs.
 
When movies actually had a story and "being woke" meant being high not being a snowflake.

The days when my cousins and myself would run around in the rain instead of hiding under blankets b!tching about the cold.

When guys used to give each a few smacks if they had an issue then shake each others hand and move forward instead of screaming like a possessed little shitzoo* at how unfair life is.

Getting a medal for actually doing something and not just being rewarded for arriving.

Sincerity, not delusion.

Working weekend jobs to earn some spending cash for the end of month dance social lol! Good times... Guns n roses baby!
 
I long for the days when:

1. I didn't have to stretch for an hour each morning.
2. I could do 10 pull ups consecutively without having my elbow lock.
3. I had no grey hairs... -_-
4. My hands weren't callused and hard af.
5. I was a youth leader that actually "saved" souls.
6. I didn't lose my f***ing hearing in my left ear, FU Covid!
7. I could go for a run in the early hours without have to take my tazer with.
8. I used to get free drinks and whatever tf else I wanted at the gay bar! Seriously... Old lonely closet cases were a thing back in my day. Third world living yo!
9. Women weren't offended when I used to say they have a nice arse, I'm more of an ass guy see?
10. The beach wasn't littered with tons of plastic and fishermen actually used the refuse bins that were literally everywhere.
11. Police were intimidating and not fat f***s who can't get out of the vehicles' without having to gasp for air.
12. As kids we called our elders Sir, Ma'am or uncle and aunty. Even tho not related.
13. Palpitations were something I hadn't a clue about.
14. My mixed breed psychotic black as night evil ass mfer dog that treated me like a god.
15. I actually cared about others feelings.
16. No internet... Remember the smell of a library? All those books... Old and new...
17. My first.
18. Falling asleep on the beach and waking up with all my things still with me.
19. Family prayers each Sunday.
20. Running amok with my mates kicking each and every dudes ass we found roaming around in the early hours of the morning AND being backed by the cops lol.
 
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