I long for the days when:
1. I didn't have to stretch for an hour each morning.
2. I could do 10 pull ups consecutively without having my elbow lock.
3. I had no grey hairs... -_-
4. My hands weren't callused and hard af.
5. I was a youth leader that actually "saved" souls.
6. I didn't lose my f***ing hearing in my left ear, FU Covid!
7. I could go for a run in the early hours without have to take my tazer with.
8. I used to get free drinks and whatever tf else I wanted at the gay bar! Seriously... Old lonely closet cases were a thing back in my day. Third world living yo!
9. Women weren't offended when I used to say they have a nice arse, I'm more of an ass guy see?
10. The beach wasn't littered with tons of plastic and fishermen actually used the refuse bins that were literally everywhere.
11. Police were intimidating and not fat f***s who can't get out of the vehicles' without having to gasp for air.
12. As kids we called our elders Sir, Ma'am or uncle and aunty. Even tho not related.
13. Palpitations were something I hadn't a clue about.
14. My mixed breed psychotic black as night evil ass mfer dog that treated me like a god.
15. I actually cared about others feelings.
16. No internet... Remember the smell of a library? All those books... Old and new...
17. My first.
18. Falling asleep on the beach and waking up with all my things still with me.
19. Family prayers each Sunday.
20. Running amok with my mates kicking each and every dudes ass we found roaming around in the early hours of the morning AND being backed by the cops lol.