chubbyarmy
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I have to craft my own toy ☺️ trying to be more creative each time any one else had to do this 🤔
Sure there's many possible way in my current location. but believe me there's certain places that consider this action a serious violation and it may incriminate a personNo, that’s unsanitary imo. There’s lots of websites you can buy very reasonably priced toys and have them discreetly delivered.
You can buy kits to have other people’s bits moulded to make you a sex toy.Sure there's many possible way in my current location. but believe me there's certain places that consider this action a serious violation and it may incriminate a person
but crafting your own won’t incriminate you? Explain.Sure there's many possible way in my current location. but believe me there's certain places that consider this action a serious violation and it may incriminate a person
I did too and immediately dismissed the thought then you put it right back there. I was also thinking of a piece of 2x2 from B&Q just sliced up a bitAlso when you said crafted I pictured a stake, like that’s new to me. 😟
Fruit and veg never hurt anybody.Let's play the guessing game of when a hospital trip will be needed, shall we?
blame Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy. She inspired me with that one. #gAyI did too and immediately dismissed the thought then you put it right back there.
I have to craft my own toy ☺️ trying to be more creative each time any one else had to do
The molding ideas is very interesting it has a natural sensation 👍 organical objects are suitable for receiving but when penetrating an eggplant it tears turn very louse 😝You can buy kits to have other people’s bits moulded to make you a sex toy.
Or you could try out a carrot, parsnip, cucumber (zucchini), aubergine (eggplant), butternut squash, or a watermelon. Practically your whole Christmas dinner
I truly wasn’t expecting thatThe molding ideas is very interesting it has a natural sensation 👍 organical objects are suitable for receiving but when penetrating an eggplant it tears turn very louse 😝
Tell that to the eggplant emoji...Fruit and veg never hurt anybody.
I’m more concerned for the poor eggplant that got violated and made looseTell that to the eggplant emoji...
lol fair point.I’m more concerned for the poor eggplant that got violated and made loose
If it's don't discreetly in a personal apartment no one knows about it but discreet package are not allowed to pass into the country for general people there's always exceptions hhh you seems hungry a stake always cures excuse me English is not my native language and I am trying my best to communicate properly 🙂but crafting your own won’t incriminate you? Explain.
Also when you said crafted I pictured a stake, like that’s new to me. 😟
Your English is fine I can understand you. Nothing wrong with what you’ve said anyway it’s clear as day.If it's don't discreetly in a personal apartment no one knows about it but discreet package are not allowed to pass into the country for general people there's always exceptions hhh you seems hungry a stake always cures excuse me English is not my native language and I am trying my best to communicate properly 🙂
That's was long time ago 🫣 I think I am loosing my libido 😱I’m more concerned for the poor eggplant that got violated and made loose
that would be a interesting story to tell at the hospital.Crafting your own sounds like alot of work -w-
Just stick a cactus up your arse or somethin
Yeah, its a very awkward conversationthat would be a interesting story to tell at the hospital.
ouch. i cant imagine a trip to the E.R over a sliver from a home crafted item.
if you cant receive a plain cardboard box i have low hopes in you trying to explain to your doctor as welltha
Yeah it very embarrassing around here but it's good that you have to cover the hospital expenses before u receive medical care it has its privilege of special treatment heard many stories thoughouch. i cant imagine a trip to the E.R over a sliver from a home crafted item.
if you cant receive a plain cardboard box i have low hopes in you trying to explain to your doctor as well.
does pre-payment guarantee that you don't have to tell them how you got hurt?Yeah it very embarrassing around here but it's good that you have to cover the hospital expenses before u receive medical care it has its privilege of special treatment heard many stories though
Noted. Ty 😘The cosmopolitan article says use paper clips for your nipples and a jade roller
Speaking the truth will not effect you in any way but what I meant that the doctor will be nice and supportivedoes pre-payment guarantee that you don't have to tell them how you got hurt?
Losing it!? Based on your posts, I’m expecting to see Ty Pennington rocking up with a fallen tree and a chainsawThat's was long time ago 🫣 I think I am loosing my libido 😱
Ahh but what can he craft with a cardboard boxouch. i cant imagine a trip to the E.R over a sliver from a home crafted item.
if you cant receive a plain cardboard box i have low hopes in you trying to explain to your doctor as well.
True, i bought you like 5 and nobody found outNo, that’s unsanitary imo. There’s lots of websites you can buy very reasonably priced toys and have them discreetly delivered.
Moving in age one start to value emotional actions and the urge of seeking random sessions decreasesLosing it!? Based on your posts, I’m expecting to see Ty Pennington rocking up with a fallen tree and a chainsaw
Tape and foil!? TAPE AND FOIL? Jesus, he’ll end up getting pulled by @Luka every time he goes through a body scanner at the airport. Edit: to confirm, pulled over, not “pulled”Buy a handcasting kit... but instead of putting ur hands in it put another toy with any modifications using materials u have like tape or foil to create a toy that u r trying to buy. Then use the kit like normal but put a condom on the outside each time u use the finished product... or coat it in resin or acrylic. 🙈 ideas.
I was taking notes until I saw that word then immediately started to wretchbussy
sounds like expert advice ;-)just search on youtub e.
Its to put it in the mold... not into u 🫣Tape and foil!? TAPE AND FOIL? Jesus, he’ll end up getting pulled by @Luka every time he goes through a body scanner at the airport. Edit: to confirm, pulled over, not “pulled”
I was taking notes until I saw that word then immediately started to wretch
Hate to break it to you, @MissMotive doesn't care for discretion, she would like it held fully exposed with a marching band behind the guy delivering the toys. I talk from experience.True, i bought you like 5 and nobody found out
That’s what they all say until they get searched.Its to put it in the mold... not into u 🫣
There is no reason for your offensive words cheer upCrafting your own sounds like alot of work -w-
Just stick a cactus up your arse or somethin
I don’t think he was being offensive that’s actually quite a regular thing in many lifestyles however crude it may sound. 🤣There is no reason for your offensive words cheer up
They look thine 😂Just use a broom handle with a condom over it.
I see very interesting I am grateful for you support 🙏I don’t think he was being offensive that’s actually quite a regular thing in many lifestyles however crude it may sound. 🤣
I got you 😝watever u do dont use a bananan lol... ended bad.. sorry
Thank you 🙏Dying right now at these commenrs
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Why don’t you use things you already have at your house? There’s a few articles on it on Goògle lol.
The cosmopolitan article says use paper clips for your nipples and a jade roller. Best of luck to you!
...offensive? Honey I'm being deadass rn.There is no reason for your offensive words cheer up
lmfao the whole christmas dinner 🤣 💀 🤣You can buy kits to have other people’s bits moulded to make you a sex toy.
Or you could try out a carrot, parsnip, cucumber (zucchini), aubergine (eggplant), butternut squash, or a watermelon. Practically your whole Christmas dinner
holy sheeitBut to answer your question: Latex glove, shower towel, lube/lotion, rubber band.
1. Dip the towel in warm to hot water
2. Put the glove in the middle and roll the towel with the glove in the middle to desired tightness
3. Pull the sleeves of the glove down the towel, while maintaining the opening of the glove inside of the towel
4. Warm up some lube/lotion, you can either microwave it or boil it inside a container
5. Squirt the warm lotion/lube into the glove
6. Place your home-made bussy in between 2 pillows and apply pressure to tightness desired
7. Bone down
See I considered that one but if OP wants to practice safe sex the odds are a condom will rip so he’ll need a sheath.Just use a broom handle with a condom over it.
its a geniune talent that one“I’ll shove a broom up me arse and sweep the floor as well”
Iam unable to understand the idea you wish to deliver...offensive? Honey I'm being deadass rn.
My point is, there's no need to build toysIam unable to understand the idea you wish to deliver
True for solid toys but that's not applicable for soft ones where texture and negative pressure is importantMy point is, there's no need to build toys
As grandma used to say "anythings a sex toy if your brave enough"
My grandmother didnt say that but then again, she died in 86 so I wouldn't remember.My point is, there's no need to build toys
As grandma used to say "anythings a sex toy if your brave enough"
Play d’oh could work if you mould it and leave it out long enough but use it before it gets hard and sharpTrue for solid toys but that's not applicable for soft ones where texture and negative pressure is important
Don that when I was 14 😂Play d’oh could work if you mould it and leave it out long enough but use it before it gets hard and sharp
put the two sponges inside, shove the glove inside and secure it on the rim..Pringles can!? Welp like throwing a hot dog in a bowling alley.
Very interesting I think about using a thick condom instead of glovesput the two sponges inside, shove the glove inside and secure it on the rim..
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Just make sure there are no Pringles left in the tubenot going to buy Pringles anytime soon.
that would be a rather painful "time".Just make sure there are no Pringles left in the tube
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Welcome to gay chat. 😉 You're welcome.Why does the adult chat feel like a penis rating chat, because all I see is penis penis penis and more penis, y'all need a room just for the penises,
Mmm, I'll make sure I enjoy my stay. 😉Welcome to gay chat. 😉 You're welcome.
@Inkandtatts this thread makes me think of the Pitchfuck
Did you learn this in prison?or diy a fleshlight with a pringles can, two sponges, and a glove.
No, just no, you'll injure yourself.Just use a broom handle with a condom over it.
For real though, no matter where you put it they are going to injure themselves.What-😃
I have to craft my own toy ☺️ trying to be more creative each time any one else had to do this 🤔
Why does the adult chat feel like a penis rating chat, because all I see is penis penis penis and more penis, y'all need a room just for the penises, I'm not virgin but like I seen enough penises in one hour to last me a lifetime.
Welcome to gay chat. 😉 You're welcome.
If you’re feeling gay bro, I suggest gay chat.
There is so much penis in there, you’ll find out jf you’re gay QUICK.
Guess we know where the term getting a "woody" comes from now....This was in a national news service feed the other day and made me think of this thread 😳 😂
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Yeah. I made one with multiple attachments to delineate diffrent species, 22 gears with an overdrive hooked up to a state of the art automatic transmission made from titanium linked up to a decommissioned air force scram jet engine. Fuel and oil for it are a bit pricy but hey, if you want the best and all that.......I have to craft my own toy ☺️ trying to be more creative each time any one else had to do this 🤔
Bruh wtf 😂There used to be a user in boyschat called garret aka lapaws
He would pretend he was a husky and stick everyday kitchen items up his behind and distribute the pictures to everyone
Highly disturbing 💀
Carrots tea towels dish clothes bruh 💀
I wish it weren’t trueBruh wtf 😂