dark humor.

[0sen]

what is some dark humor you wish to post?

post it without worries ;D


and for anyone who does not like dark humor simply do not visit this thread

ill go first "whats yellow and cant swim?a dead goldfish"its not real dark but meh.

 

[0sen]

What starts with an "M"and ends with "arriage"?Miscarriage.

 

[Soapie]

Taken straight from Jimmy Carr:

"I dont like it when air port security asks me to take my shoes off. Really Heathrow? Did you just get a new carpet? I wouldn't take off my shoes off if I was visiting a mosque... and that kind of cultural insensitivity towards Islam should tell you, im not the guy your looking for"

 

[Deleted member 299887]

My girlfriend and I have decided we don't want children anymore. Can you leave us your address and we will drop them off and never have any contact with them ever again.

 

[Soapie]

They say a woman's work is never done...

...that could be why they get paid less

 

[Deleted member 299887]

What path do crazy people take when they walk in the forest? The psychopath. (That is an old BK from BC joke)

 

[French Army]

“What’s black and sits in the corner?
A baby with its finger in a power outlet”

 

[Soapie]

A pedo and a child walk into a forest
The kid says "jeez, it's scary here"
The pedo says "how do you think I feel, I got to walk out of here alone"

 

[Voidbug]

A pedo and a child walk into a forest
The kid says "jeez, it's scary here"
The pedo says "how do you think I feel, I got to walk out of here alone"

WOAH THERE 😵😵

 

[Deleted member 299887]

Our dog died last night, my girlfriend doesn't know about it yet so I went out and got an identical dog. This morning I was woken up by my girlfriend screaming, crying and shouting she wanted to know why do we have two dead dogs in the house.

 

[Voidbug]

I was walking to the bathroom in the hallway.. When I suddenly remembered. I don't have legs... 😲😲

 

[PercyYaBoi]

my life