dark humor.

0sen

0sen

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what is some dark humor you wish to post?

post it without worries ;D


and for anyone who does not like dark humor simply do not visit this thread

ill go first "whats yellow and cant swim?a dead goldfish"its not real dark but meh.
 
Taken straight from Jimmy Carr:

"I dont like it when air port security asks me to take my shoes off. Really Heathrow? Did you just get a new carpet? I wouldn't take off my shoes off if I was visiting a mosque... and that kind of cultural insensitivity towards Islam should tell you, im not the guy your looking for"
 
My girlfriend and I have decided we don't want children anymore. Can you leave us your address and we will drop them off and never have any contact with them ever again.
 
Our dog died last night, my girlfriend doesn't know about it yet so I went out and got an identical dog. This morning I was woken up by my girlfriend screaming, crying and shouting she wanted to know why do we have two dead dogs in the house.
 
Jeffrey Dahmer walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. What did he ask for? Braised brain in blood gravy.
 
Santa Claus came down the chimney at Thompson and Venables' house and left a gift. What was it? It was a troy train.
 
There was a clown in the circus. Who was it? Bozo.
There was a clown in the bathtub. Who was it? John Wayne.
 
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