Funny Jokes

AshleeLightBringer · Aug 16, 2025

Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

Mastergyn · Aug 23, 2025

AshleeLightBringer said:
Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

You are absolutely right

RandomGuyUK · Aug 23, 2025

AshleeLightBringer said:
Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

i dont get it.
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I bought a wig for 1 dollar. it was a small price toupee.

Pons · Sep 23, 2025

What happened to the frog's car when he parked illegally? It got toad.

AshleeLightBringer · Sep 26, 2025

I installed a skylight in my apartment and made the people who live above me furious.

Blether · Oct 31, 2025

When Virgoes go loose

Absolut Bitch · May 2, 2026

How can you tell your gynaecologist is short sighted?

He's got a wet nose.

Creed101 · May 3, 2026

The MAGA Republican Party. (I’ll see my way to the door lol.)

Pons · May 3, 2026

I bought some instant water but I didn't know what to add to it. (Thank you Steven Wright)