Funny Jokes

[AshleeLightBringer]

Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

 

[Mastergyn]

Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

You are absolutely right

 

[RandomGuyUK]

Lord, give me patience… Because if you give me strength, I’m going to need bail money to go along with it…

i dont get it.
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I bought a wig for 1 dollar. it was a small price toupee.

 

[Pons]

What happened to the frog's car when he parked illegally? It got toad.

 

[AshleeLightBringer]

I installed a skylight in my apartment and made the people who live above me furious.

 

[Blether]

When Virgoes go loose

 

[Absolut Bitch]

How can you tell your gynaecologist is short sighted?

He's got a wet nose.

 

[Creed101]

The MAGA Republican Party. (I’ll see my way to the door lol.)

 

[Pons]

I bought some instant water but I didn't know what to add to it. (Thank you Steven Wright)

 

[HannahCole]

My dog has started answering to 'good boy' in three languages — I told him he was barking up the wrong tree when he tried to claim he was fluent. If you like that sort of groaner, there is a lovely collection of dog puns — fair warning, some of them are real howlers!