General Haiku Thread

[LostCause.]

That poem doesn't rhyme

A haiku does not
Need to rhyme. It's all about
Syllables only.

 

[Tams]

That poem doesn't rhyme

Haiku's lost on you.
It's poetry in motion,
Not all poems rhyme.

 

[Tams]

How do you know that Godzillaskinnyfat is lying to me about jeremy hacking me? Who told it's not true?

@babydolla please
Come tomtoface this one,
Doesn't understand.

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

woeful wanting world wages war,
wait, woodland wakens,
wondrous wind instruments,
wafting whimsically,
wood nymphs waltz,
whooping cranes whish wherever,
woodpeckers woolgathering,
woebegone withers,
worldwide peace...

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

Iridescent serenade sonatas
Echo across sleek undulating swells
Choruses...

 

[LostCause.]

V for Vendetta
Is not the requirement
For a haiku though.

Being like, "verdict
Is vengeance, vindicate the
vigilant" in here.

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

 

[babydolla]

flies getting swatted

flying places they shouldnt

no teenage insects

Spoiler

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

Am I a soulless soul?
searching for the building bricks
now hanging awkwardly
teetering beyond repair?

Obviously
it’s the fall
when the thin, tatty tower is no more
scattering with a clatter
only Lego bricks can make
like a muted cymbal
a sad drum roll with echoes of teachers saying:

“Told you so.”

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

For those ruining this thread with non-haiku poems:

A haiku is not
Going to a baby "coooooooo"
in a high pitched voice

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

My haiku’s steady slammin',
I keep a heavy cannon
It's a new sheriff in town,
and it ain't The Lego,
aka Reggie Hammond,
Peace to my peoples,
the children of the corn
Cause we put it on,
adios, ghost I'm gone….

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

Peace to my homies in the gangsta lean
I see you when I get there
And it's a fact I keep a gat in my arm reach
I charm freaks and bomb geeks
from here to palm beach
I'm puttin' rappers in the wheelchair
Mutaeo is the villain you still fear 🦹‍♂️
cause I be hangin' it hard
and my **** is for real here
If you battle me you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
you can't kill me
I was born dead…..

 

[babydolla]

Peace to my homies in the gangsta lean
I see you when I get there
And it's a fact I keep a gat in my arm reach
I charm freaks and bomb geeks
from here to palm beach
I'm puttin' rappers in the wheelchair
Mutaeo is the villain you still fear 🦹‍♂️
cause I be hangin' it hard
and my **** is for real here
If you battle me you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread
you can't kill me
I was born dead…..

this isn't a haiku babe...

but this is;

driving bmw

nobody real posting pics

never logging off

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

DontCostYaNuffin,

A haiku is five lines first,

Then seven then five.

 

[little cindy lou who]

On The One Ton Temple Bell

A Moon Moth

Folded Into Sleep

Sits Still

 

[DontCostYaNuffin]

DontCostYaNuffin,

A haiku is five lines first,

Then seven then five.

I know. They were famous rap verses in which I tried to incorporate Mutaeo/Lego as he’s supposedly a real “G”, no, not a gangsta, a gerontophile.

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

I know. They were famous rap verses in which I tried to incorporate Mutaeo/Lego as he’s supposedly a real “G”, no, not a gangsta, a gerontophile.

ahh gotcha old man
What you are doing is cool
Don't let me stop you

 

[Soapie]

Man I am so bored
It's half two in the morning
I'll go eat some cheese


:]

 

[babydolla]

playing in traffic

crying mascara running

bullying is wrong

 

[LostCause.]

Brain hurts, body hurts
Cue loud music and good snacks
Hazy day Sunday