General Haiku Thread

[Dindu Nuffin]

I need to know what
Sojasil Machistiodor
Keeps me up at night

 

[LostCause.]

Is it day? Or is
It night? My sleep schedule could
Use some work. Goodnight.

 

[LostCause.]

Haikus, eh? Why should
We make haikus anyway?
Just ban everyone.

 

[TheLeigh]

Shout out to @LostCause.

The haiku pattern was flawed.

You have saved the thread.

 

[LostCause.]

Shout out to @LostCause.

The haiku pattern was flawed.

You have saved the thread.

I'm a poet and
Didn't even know it. Hash-
Tag hidden talents.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

There once was a lady named TheLeigh
Who made all the trolls in Single Chat flee
She wanted to set a high bar so she banned Fairy Star.
Then everyone started to applaud.

 

[LostCause.]

I feel we need a
Lesson on what a haiku
Is. Five, seven, five.

 

[Tams]

There once was a lady named TheLeigh
Who made all the trolls in Single Chat flee
She wanted to set a high bar so she banned Fairy Star.
Then everyone started to applaud.

That's a limerick,
Try again @BlackLivesMatter
Do it like a boss.

 

[babydolla]

crackhead pedophile

tries avoiding teenagers

cant resist the fuzz

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[SouporMan]

Lost stop showing off
Most of us have lost our mind
Stay uniform love

@LostCause.

 

[LostCause.]

Lost stop showing off
Most of us have lost our mind
Stay uniform love

@LostCause.

Sorry, it's hard not
To be the best. Because I
Am the best ever.

 

[SouporMan]

VGCs best ever
It was 2022
The OG awards

 

[LostCause.]

VGCs best ever
It was 2022
The OG awards

If you think that the
2022 awards
Were first, you are wrong.

 

[SouporMan]

If you think that the
2022 awards
Were first, you are wrong.

 

[LostCause.]

Another day and
Another night of question-
able sleep. Save me.

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

Eat your broccoli
Your brussels sprouts and parsnips
I prefer cardboard

 

[LostCause.]

Eat your broccoli
Your brussels sprouts and parsnips
I prefer cardboard

How can you prefer
Cardboard when vegetables
Are delicious? Wrong.

 

[SouporMan]

Anyone else tired of
Lost cause showing off their smarts
ban Ban BAN BAN! BAN!!!!!

 

[LostCause.]

Anyone else tired of
Lost cause showing off their smarts
ban Ban BAN BAN! BAN!!!!!

You get a ban and
You get a ban! Bans for every-
One! Ban for you too.

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

How can you prefer
Cardboard when vegetables
Are delicious? Wrong.

Not all vegetables
Are tasty, some are just eww
The ones I mentioned