Have you ever? (Game)

Yes. I have been suspended from school.

Have you ever spent a while day pondering on why your days are being less productive?
 
I’ve seen someone trying to pickpocket and bored my eyes right into theirs. It didn’t get stolen.

Have you ever disrespected a pensioner?
 
I haven't but just because someone's old enough to get a pension doesn't entitle them to respect if they're a moron

Have you?
 
Yes- if you call it disrespectful putting entitled old bastards in their place.

Have you ever fallen out with a friend over a misunderstanding?
 
Nah I try to hold grudges and fail every time, I gave up.

Have you ever gone to a store for 1 thing and left with everything under the sun but that 1 thing?
 
Yes, because of that stupid but sometimes useful thing where the phone dials it for you when you press buttons too many times.

Have you ever been on the verge of a disciplinary at work because autocorrect screwed you over?
 
Haha no! I have had a spontaneous etiquette consultation call after I complained to a colleague her notes were becoming a nightmare to read. She grassed on me.

Have you ever shut down a customer?
 
Yes, in a job I had while in college I told one to **** off and walked out the door

Have you ever sweat so much you feel like your entire body weight in liquid has poured down your skin?
 
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