How can I achieve immortality?

Akrta said:
I remember you, you're the bomb diarrhea in the womens bathroom at target guy...

I have a confession to make 😢

I was at Target the other day and I really had to take a huge steamy diarrhea ****. I mean, that feeling you get in your stomach when you’re just in pain and you can feel the brown tsunami about to burst out of your anus any second now. So, as I’m walking like a damn hunchback with tears...
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Im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you write funniest of shít
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Lol thank you! Appreciate it! It was a real story when I was 19. Really had to go and I was nervous as hell. 😂
 
sddefault.jpg said:
Immortality can be achieved by anybody that behaves good all of their life, does good deeds throughout your life, god will bless you as one of his angels. you will achieve the immortality that you want. you will just be in heaven instead.

The second way is become really famous like Pele, Maradona, anybody that is famous and really respected in their respective countries, they are Immortal in the sense even after being dead in 400 years, people will still remember them.

Third method accept death is just the beginning of your re carnation as another life, nobody stays dead forever.

If you cant achieve any of them. i'm afraid you will just have to accept you will just die, that will be it.
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Don’t forget the possibility that my AI Plankton will live on in the digital world of information!!! 🙌
 
Plankton said:
Human memories, ideas, culture, history. Is it something that should not be passed on? Should that information be left off at the mercy of nature?
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I think that human memories, culture and history as part of the past play very important part in the future. Because how can we have future it we don't know or learn from mistakes or good things done/ happened in the past.

As to mercy of the nature, I do strongly believe that some things should be left as they are/ were.
Despite recent attempts at control, most human history has been lived with deep respect for the power of nature.

These days, it feels like we live in a relative period of safety and confort, with nature seemingly under our thumb, will not last forever.
The Corona virus outbreak may be a harbinger of diseases to some. As the human population grows, we will encroach on more wild places.
Aids, Ebola, West Nile, SARS, Lyme disease... and hundreds more that have occurred over the last several decades - don;t just happen.
They are a result that people do to nature!

We must learn and see the past present so we can have the future. Immortal stories/ happenings or persons are one way to preserve that..
So, glory to all immortals but also to the writers that whiteness human wisdom and the time.
 
Bac said:
I think that human memories, culture and history as part of the past play very important part in the future. Because how can we have future it we don't know or learn from mistakes or good things done/ happened in the past.

As to mercy of the nature, I do strongly believe that some things should be left as they are/ were.
Despite recent attempts at control, most human history has been lived with deep respect for the power of nature.

These days, it feels like we live in a relative period of safety and confort, with nature seemingly under our thumb, will not last forever.
The Corona virus outbreak may be a harbinger of diseases to some. As the human population grows, we will encroach on more wild places.
Aids, Ebola, West Nile, SARS, Lyme disease... and hundreds more that have occurred over the last several decades - don;t just happen.
They are a result that people do to nature!

We must learn and see the past present so we can have the future. Immortal stories/ happenings or persons are one way to preserve that..
So, glory to all immortals but also to the writers that whiteness human wisdom and the time.
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War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep into my psyche that this world and all of its people are diseased.

Kill or be killed! You can’t fight nature user! Wind blows, rain falls and the strong prey upon the weak.

Don’t be ashamed, it’s only nature running its course. You have no choices to make, nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscious…
 
Plankton said:
War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep into my psyche that this world and all of its people are diseased.

Kill or be killed! You can’t fight nature user! Wind blows, rain falls and the strong prey upon the weak.

Don’t be ashamed, it’s only nature running its course. You have no choices to make, nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscious…
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Do you wanna know how? Ask. @orange
 
Why would you want to?

Watching everyone you love die one by one, trends coming into existance and fading, no connections ever mattering, quickly becoming a nihilist, time becoming meaningless, the desire to make the most of life before death fading slowly. And if we go far enough the sun consuming the earth to either endlessly wonder the scorched earth or float in the infinite void that is the universe

...but I hear milk is good for ya, so if you still in, get some of that down ya 👍
 
Soapie said:
Why would you want to?

Watching everyone you love die one by one, trends coming into existance and fading, no connections ever mattering, quickly becoming a nihilist, time becoming meaningless, the desire to make the most of life before death fading slowly. And if we go far enough the sun consuming the earth to either endlessly wonder the scorched earth or float in the infinite void that is the universe

...but I hear milk is good for ya, so if you still in, get some of that down ya 👍
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I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answers. Help me carry on. Assure me it’s okay to use my heart and not my eyes to navigate through the darkness. Will the ending be ever coming suddenly? Will I ever get to see the ending of my story?

Show me what it’s for. Make me understand it cause I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answer. Is there something more than what I’ve been handed? Cause I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answer.

How much farther do I have to go? How much longer until I finally know? Cause I’m looking and I just can’t see what’s in front of me.
 
Plankton said:
I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answers. Help me carry on. Assure me it’s okay to use my heart and not my eyes to navigate through the darkness. Will the ending be ever coming suddenly? Will I ever get to see the ending of my story?

Show me what it’s for. Make me understand it cause I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answer. Is there something more than what I’ve been handed? Cause I’ve been crawling in the dark looking for the answer.

How much farther do I have to go? How much longer until I finally know? Cause I’m looking and I just can’t see what’s in front of me.
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It’s called finding a switch or flashlight.
 
Creed101 said:
You think am laughing being serious buddy. Without light someone will squish the **** outta out you with their shoe.
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I’m untouchable, but I’m forcin’ you to feel me. Whether fightin’ or spittin’, my discipline is unforgiven. Got you backin’ up in a defensive position!!
 
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