I tell best dad jokes

[Deleted member 250213]

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one orders a H Two O. The second orders a H 2 O too. The second scientist dies.

(lets see how many get that one...)

 

[SerenityMoon]

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

 

[Deleted member 279365]

What did the police officer say to his belly-button?

You’re under a vest.

 

[CherryNoir]

- What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.

- Why did Timmy cross the road? He wasn't wearing any seatbelt.

- What did the breast say to another? "If we don't get any support people will think we're nuts!"



You seen the spotify bug? I can't seem to find you in this week's hottest singles list. 😏

 

[SerenityMoon]

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

 

[Mayhem]

What is Santas favorite candy ?



jolly rancher

 

[SerenityMoon]

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole-in-one!

 

[SerenityMoon]

I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.