I tell best dad jokes

[Baby Universal]

*groans*

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

 

[Jackobeem]

*groans*

What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

You stole my next joke. Rude.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

I went to a wedding between two aerials. The reception was great

 

[-Luka]

What do you say to a retarded dog?

Down, syndrome!

 

[Baby Universal]

You stole my next joke. Rude.

what do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitals? Still no fcking idea

 

[Deleted member 250213]

or what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and has been on fire for quite a while? Still flaming no idea.

That or burnt venison

 

[Baby Universal]

I started a group for men with erectile dysfunction.

It was a flop.


No one came

 

[Mayhem]

What do u call a cow that tells on his schoolmates



cattle tail

 

[Mayhem]

Hey do u know what they found on chris rocks face



fresh prince

 

[Jackobeem]

I have one joke that I'm holding back because it would substantially lower the tone of this thread (I know: me? Never!)

My biggest dream was always to become a juggler and perform in the circus, but I know that I don't really have the balls to do it.

 

[Irish_lady]

You know about that popular psychic that always charges for advice?

You know you will always get your two-sense worth

😑😑😑😑😑 sigh

 

[Irish_lady]

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck

 

[Irish_lady]

Why didnt the skelton go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with 🤣

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a black condom?

(K)night rider.

 

[Mayhem]

What do you call an expert fishreman?


a master baiter

 

[Mayhem]

What do dentist call their x-rays


tooth pics

 

[Hassy]

The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.

 

[Jackobeem]

I used to be the surgeon in charge of circumcisions. The job wasn't that great, but I was only really in it for the tips.

 

[Deleted member 250213]

If canola oil is derived from canola, and sunflower oil is derived from sunflowers, what is baby oil derived from?

 

[Deleted member 250213]

I was thinking about studying equines and French Philosophers and had virtually no idea what order to place them in.

So I decided to put Descartes before the horse.