I tell best dad jokes

[Hassy]

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

tbh im more of a hands up kind of guy 😯😯

 

[PocketOfGlitter]

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home?

The details are sketchy.

 

[Jackobeem]

6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.

tbh im more of a hands up kind of guy 😯😯

Speaking of best times, I hear that 2.30 is the best time to go to the dentist.

 

[Hassy]

Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha. 🤫

 

[PocketOfGlitter]

What’s the most detail-oriented ocean? The Pacific.

 

[Hassy]

Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas

 

[Jackobeem]

You can never run when you're camping. You can only ran, because it's past tents

 

[Hassy]

Why should you take an extra pair of socks when you go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one

 

[Irish_lady]

Did you hear about the magic tracktor... it turned into a field

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh.

.. leaving now

 

[-Luka]

Hi back again.

What do you call a man in a bath with no arms or legs?

Bob.

 

[Jackobeem]

Did you guys hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie

 

[Amirista]

What if Walt Disney had a lisp?

Poor Mickey Mouth.

 

[Jackobeem]

To continue on the cheese theme:

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? "Haloumi"!

 

[Mayhem]

Speaking of best times, I hear that 2.30 is the best time to go to the dentist.

Why 2:30 ?

 

[Jackobeem]

Why 2:30 ?

Tooth-hurty

 

[Mayhem]

Tooth-hurty

Lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂

 

[Dindu Nuffin]

You know about that popular psychic that always charges for advice?

You know you will always get your two-sense worth

 

[Baby Universal]

so disappointed

 

[Jackobeem]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.