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How’s things been love?
Forget Come Dine With Me. Let’s go on Dinner Date. I won’t complain if you cut into the pie too early
-Luka
TRUE ALASKAN
🤣
Trust me I’d be proper formal Luka gets locked away when I deal with people irl mostly. 😁
+1 also because I love that show also
Oh but I’d slowly tease Luka out. I’d just have to put a lot of thought into the menu to get picked 🤣
-Luka
TRUE ALASKAN
Bob Velseb
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Uwu
+ bread & butter
I’ll leave the dessert section blank. I’m sure there’d be something off-menu to cover that course.
Finally
The green eyed monster is an ugly, ugly thing.
Dw, you’ll always be my number 1 hero <3
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You say that to all the boys, I’m sure
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@Apollo hates me.
I ❤️ U
Apollo
Gold Member
I do not.
Pretty good. Not euphoric?
So far nothing to write home about.
Nickynicknick
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Because I need a life
Bob Velseb
Silver Member
Stop @Luka can’t be banned.
Bob Velseb
Silver Member
Snow.
Bob Velseb
Silver Member
Not when it feels like -30 degrees
-Luka
TRUE ALASKAN
I’m a good boy 😀
Yeah I had to get a UM to change it. For shits and giggles. 💪 ironically I didn’t see that number that needs to go!!
Hope you’re all having a chilled day.
-Luka
TRUE ALASKAN
I even called Chatmaster a twat and tagged him 🤣👀 he knows which side his bread is buttered 🥴
hey baby momma
MissMotive
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Morning baby momma
Nickynicknick
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Your site sucks!
MissMotive
Gold Member
Morning sweetie it’s one of those days today
I’m sorry babe wish I could make it better.
Need me to sort them out for ya?
I miss you too <3
Come, come, it's a Monday aka Sh*tday. It will all be better soon x
Hey baby dadda, how's the world treating you today? I thought the little mite was coming this morning but it was just Braxton Hicks :-/
I’m good at the gym right now, then school, and then work tonight. I can’t wait to meet our little guy 😻. What you doing today?Need me to sort them out for ya?
I miss you too <3
Come, come, it's a Monday aka Sh*tday. It will all be better soon x
Hey baby dadda, how's the world treating you today? I thought the little mite was coming this morning but it was just Braxton Hicks :-/
All work and no play is making me a dull boy today 🙁
Off to the gym after work, I think, if I can pluck up the energy from somewhere. I'm slipping lately.
Girl I feel you I haven’t been in a week or so and I’m feeling it today and this maintenance workout I do is taking way too long. I’m beat.
Let's workout together! I'll promise not to harass you in the locker room...
I was hoping you would 😈
Ah I like it - no need for the slow seduction. Let's get in there! <3
(PS. Apologies but if anyone complains this thread is too gay, come join in and make it less gay - all are welcome)
Gay or not it only matters about the last post 🙂Ah I like it - no need for the slow seduction. Let's get in there! <3
(PS. Apologies but if anyone complains this thread is too gay, come join in and make it less gay - all are welcome)
I have something to say in response but all the UMs would shout at me for it so I'll moderate it....
You're right. The last one to come is always the winner
Apollo
Gold Member
She thought I was 69.
Come on you, time to stop flirting with me now.
Chopper
Pronouns He/Him/Homo
I'm here little Annie.
zzzzZZZzzzzz sry rl was cranky at me
Sorry dear..
yup been modding away and po'ing off ******** as a good mod should.
I’ll be home soon 🙂
i'm putting in heating pads and blankies fresh from dryer for you and inks
That’s made my day 🤣🤣
It takes death to get any attention from Annie
Not good enough for Annie’s attention. It has to be full on death
But come, I’ll soothe your aching head
Not the dreaded C word I hope? Whatever it is, I hope it goes soon. Dark room and a massage is what you need.
Oi Oi Saveloy!
Have you heard Scottish? Strong Glaswegian is more difficult for me to understand than Arabic.
Gordon Ramsey is Scottish. He’s my hero.
I want to hear @DynamicDylan speak. You don’t sound like that guy from snap at all? I can come there and we will scoop @DynamicDylan up get some McDonald’s, drink tea with the queen, and go tour England for guys like the one on snap. I like the ones that wear track suits and chains. They are called scaves or something like that.
I g00gled it they are called chavs
Gordon sounds as Scottish as me and I'm from nowhere near Scotland but if I sounded like that guy from snap, I'd go for elocution lessons.
You've made my afternoon. I'm laughing so much here, in a nice way...
Ooh, you like a bit of rough then. Chavs is what you mean. Scavs are something else 😆. To find the best chavs, you need to go to some pretty dark places and carry protection with you - I don't mean birth control.
@DynamicDylan will definitely have a sexy accent. I speak a little Essex. We'd be able to navigate the UK and I'm pretty sure Dylan can help translate where I fail. I'm sure Her Maj will invite us into Windsor. I paid a visit a few weeks ago but she wasn't home so I had McDonalds opposite the castle, dreaming of Dylan's Big Mac.
That's cute
Hehe I like how the guy from snap sounds lol.
You and @DynamicDylan and I can go eat at Gordon’s London restaurant🙂
What’s a scave? And yes I do like a bad boy 😛 most of the ones ive seen on tv or fb are hot lol (chavs).
I’m gonna look up how people talk in his region. Everything about Dylan is perfect 😍. I want to meet the queen. Pet her Yorkies and have her knight me. Then she can marry Dylan and i with her blessing. Then we’ll go get McDonald’s for the celebration dinner lol 😂
Such a romantic!
I read it as ‘scav’ which is like a scavenger/leech.
You’ll have trouble petting LIzzie’s Yorkies, they’re corgis. But a Yorkie pudding is gorgeous.
I know a couple of bars where Queens will knight you after an initiation ceremony 😉
The McDonald’s opposite Windsor Castle will be perfect for the celebration dinner. It’s posh; they give you extra sauce for free.
O god I’m really giving you ammo today lol. You’re probably like the hell is this dude smoking lol! Dang the McDonald’s in my town is trash. They barely give you two packets of ketchup for a French fry. They’re like b!tch make do with one lol. They are all so rude there to I went the other day and ordered. I finished paying and said thank you. That damn cashier just mean mugged me and stared lol. Then I picked my order up and said thank you to the manager and she did the same thing. I thought I was in a twilight zone lol. @DynamicDylan needs to come here and whip em into shape!
LMAO, yes sir
I would send y’all a voice note anyday
Mature50gaytop
Gold Member
LMAO
Mature50gaytop
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Winning
I’m ready for mine. You gotta talk sweet in it to me though <3
Sure that will be easy though, nuggies with sweet and sour sauce 🥺🥺🥺
You got me there hehe. When we get married will you promise to always be there to bring me some nugz?
That Teen Mod @DynamicDylan is HOT 🔥🔥
*munches popcorn* 🍿
Cause they are the most corrupt ones of all.
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