Last Post Wins XII

[Finn2.0]

Sucks to be you

I said MOST cases! Not all. When's your birthday? We can figure out on the day which category you fit into

 

[SerenityMoon]

I said MOST cases! Not all. When's your birthday? We can figure out on the day which category you fit into

Dec 12 Sagittarius

 

[Finn2.0]

Dec 12 Sagittarius

I'll add it to my diary

 

[SerenityMoon]

I'll add it to my diary

spot on

 

[Finn2.0]

spot on

I... I don't have a diary

 

[SerenityMoon]

I... I don't have a diary

when is your birthday? A diary would make a wonderful gift.

 

[MissMotive]

You and me both! Let’s make babies!

I’m too cute to be a mum, I’m more the fun auntie type.

 

[Finn2.0]

when is your birthday? A diary would make a wonderful gift.

It’s ok. I wrote it in my work notebook

 

[SerenityMoon]

 

[Finn2.0]

Ugh I'm sorry! I'm washing my hair that day :/

 

[Ks_guy]

I need to go straight back to bed 😴

 

[Inkandtatts]

I’m too cute to be a mum, I’m more the fun auntie type.

I’ll correct that for you: Cute and sexy


Any other sapiosexuals want to join us ?

 

[Inkandtatts]

It’s ok. I wrote it in my work notebook

Your capital B looks like an ass. Your capital A looks like a penis

 

[Finn2.0]

Your capital B looks like an ass. Your capital A looks like a penis

All intentional. It's how I fish for pervs!

 

[-Luka]

2x chicken mushroom pot noodles and I’m going for a kebab. Starvin

 

[MissMotive]

2x chicken mushroom pot noodles and I’m going for a kebab. Starvin

Proper dirty food

Me: “my potatoes are rotten..”
Asda: “How are they rotten?”
Me: “they’ve been saying really mean things???? They’re mouldy and smell rancid wtf did you think I mean?”

Like… the levels of stupid are unreal.

 

[P🐨R🐬I🍧N🌷C💗E 🍦S👑S🎈A ♥♪ ♔🐒💍]

 

[Ks_guy]

I could go to bed 🛌

 

[Inkandtatts]

I could go to bed 🛌

Did you though?

 

[Finn2.0]

Can I just point out how much I hate old people that drive their disability scooters in the road? If I didn’t value my car, I’d aim for the wrinkly fuckers.