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Louize

Louize

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Even if you don't believe in them, they're certainly good to read for a giggle... Let's goooooooooooo!

Mine: "Your attention span will shrink as the day goes on, so it's not a good day for afternoon meetings or lectures. Even a foreign film with subtitles might be a bit too much to capture your concentration for long. Facts, figures, numbers, and names will just bounce around you head today, so it's not a good day for finalizing business deals or dealing with complicated math. Right now, your mind would rather deal with instant gratification and brief interludes of stimulation."
 
Tuesday 21 May, 2024
If an older colleague or relative keeps baiting you, there will come a time when you respond in a way they aren't expecting. You know something about them that goes against their good reputation and you could, if you wished, exploit this knowledge unmercifully.
 
Taurus- April 21- May 21

It will not bother you to have to put in some overtime in order to meet a deadline. If you're called in to attend a quickly scheduled meeting, be sure to switch off your mobile. A colleague who keeps checking their notifications will derail an important conversation and annoy those in charge.

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Re the phone notifications situation, PLEASE LET IT BE THAT FKN BARRIE because he is an annoying get and needs taken down a peg.

What horoscopes did you use? I chose Russell Grant
 

"Wednesday 22 May, 2024​

You cannot please everyone all the time. It is emotionally draining trying to keep up with changing demands in the workplace. You might threaten to walk out. If you do carry this out and they beg you to return, be sure only to do so under certain conditions."

Got it from Russell Grant today.

Also, it annoys me how different sites have me listed as different signs 😒
 
"Your career could be on an upswing today as the energizing Sun in your ambition arena fist-bumps powerful Pluto in your work sector. Silence notifications on all your devices, close distracting browser windows, log out of social media apps and screen your calls with the judicious eye of a discerning Virgo."

Log out... yeah okay ELL OH ELL
 
Your career could be on an upswing today as the energizing Sun in your ambition arena fist-bumps powerful Pluto in your work sector. Silence notifications on all your devices, close distracting browser windows, log out of social media apps and screen your calls with the judicious eye of a discerning Virgo. You don’t want to overload your system with irrelevant input when it’s this vital to keep your eyes on the prize. If you stay laser-focused, today’s toil could be a gamechanger.

They giving me my spot back!
 
May 30, 2024 - Emotionally speaking, you're a bit vulnerable today, Virgo, and it may be hard to find shelter from the storm. It's drafty under your umbrella, and water seems to be leaking in from the top. Comfort yourself by centering and enjoying a quiet evening at home. Don't let other people's unsolved problems infect your space. Differentiate between issues that concern you and those that are out of your control.

Even empaths like you need help sometimes
 
Thursday 30 May, 2024
Someone you thought was aloof and sophisticated could turn out to be nothing like you first imagined. Once they start to relax in your company, their adventurous spirit and wonderful sense of humour will shine through. This relationship has a lot of exciting things to offer.
 
May 30, 2024 - Emotionally speaking, you're a bit vulnerable today, Virgo, and it may be hard to find shelter from the storm. It's drafty under your umbrella, and water seems to be leaking in from the top. Comfort yourself by centering and enjoying a quiet evening at home. Don't let other people's unsolved problems infect your space. Differentiate between issues that concern you and those that are out of your control.

You have a great connection to the universe, but sometimes you need to just stop and listen.
 
While you are good to take the relationship to the next level, minor tremors may happen and your ex-lover will be a major factor in the turbulence. Hush up the past and ensure you stay in the present. Some single Pisces natives will be fortunate to fall in love.
 
Ytodd said:
My horror scope says I'll not be fed black jelly beans today!
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Yeah right, it lied!!!

Funny GIF
 
magic cusp.

It’s your muhfuggin birthday month. You can celebrate the whole month. Not just your day of birth. Remain centered, but let loose.
Great things are finna happen. Let em happen.
 
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