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"A colleague's behaviour makes it obvious they feel envious of your talents and all the attention you are receiving. As a result, they might try to throw some obstacles in your way. Don't let their irritating actions get to you. You will overcome this and keep in mind that you're not here to earn their approval"

Haha -- Very relatable right now with work. I keep winning though 🤭
 
November 19, 2024
Change your routine, change your life. Transformative Pluto officially begins its residency in Aquarius today and holes up in your sixth house of work and wellness until January 19, 2044. Don’t think in terms of tweaks that improve your diet and fitness. This 19-year transit calls for you to completely overhaul your lifestyle from the ground up. Since you have nearly two decades to bring about big changes, you might want to remind yourself that it’s a marathon, not a sprint. (And yes, a marathon might be part of the picture!) Gradually your schedule, your job description, your health habits and your productivity will shift as you dig deep within yourself to enrich the quality of your everyday life.
 
You may feel a bit lazy and unmotivated today. It could be hard to drag yourself out of bed. In terms of love and romance, there's apt to be some tension, as one part of you wants to make plans while another part is feeling up in the air and in the clouds. These two different viewpoints might make it difficult to make a move in any one direction.

You maybe uncertain right now and unsure of which path to take.
 
“When the Capricorn new moon powers up your eighth house of sharing today, you’ll have an urge to merge. It doesn’t matter if this union is professional or personal. Either way, you require a plus-one who’s worth investing time and energy in. Do some digging before you seal the deal. And if this person passes the test with flying colors, dive in! If you pair off with the right partner, the next six months could be a profitable, passionate time for you.”
 
30 December 2024

While the Sun will always spend the last 10 days and the first three weeks of every year in a fun, playful, romantic and creatively charged part of your chart and the Moon's return today will put even more focus on this, there is a lot more clarity but also urgency this year. Until the Moon's return today the Sun has been on his own and with Pluto's 16 year visit having ended last month, by the end of next month it will be empty again. With 2025 not only set to get off to a busy start but stay that way, this begins the lead up to a New Moon that needs to be embraced.
 
Keep the relationship intact and meet the expectations of the seniors at work. No major health issues will be there and money will also come in today.

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No money, no job and no health.
 
Septic Peeeeeeeeeeeeg's horoscope prediction for today

What starts as a friendly celebration message, can quickly switch to something so unique – your response tells you all you need to know. Let Neptune lead, from deep potential doubts to a new instinctive understanding of what you need. Meeting the True You is just the start of a day of personal discovery. Lucky numbers include “8”.

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If you're thinking about implementing a few changes in the workplace, be sure to involve people who will be most affected by these new practices. Their feedback will help you improve your strategy. If you are in a position of leadership, you will value the views of team members who will be responsible for putting your plans into action.
 
Jan 3, 2025 - Your emotions may feel restricted today, Virgo. You may feel bad about something you did in the past. Somehow your heart isn't able to let it go. Work to overcome this by realizing that this is only a briefly passing trend and that you probably are feeling much worse about the situation than necessary. Don't be so hard on yourself.

The spotlight is on you right now. It is the moment to shine.
 
The day is particularly suited for starting something new. If you have been contemplating a change in job or career or switch to a different employer or even starting a new relationship, then this day is perfect for it. Even if a move seems risky, take a chance and it is likely to turn out great and just what you needed to do.
 
You will be invited to share your thoughts on an important subject. You will be more than prepared to take this opportunity. You have been waiting for a chance to express your opinion so you won't hesitate to speak your mind.
 
January 7, 2025
If you go for easy pickings today, you won’t be satisfied. When the moon in your seductive eighth house squares Mars (retrograde) in your convivial eleventh, be careful not to interpret initial sparks as the honeymoon phase of an LTR. It might be both, but in your search for a new bestie or bae, you could come on too strong. Instead of making this pursuit your main mission, watch what happens when you let people see the real you. You’ll draw in some keepers!
 
A senior colleague has offered you a platform to voice your views and opinions. When people hear what you have to say your passion, enthusiasm, intelligence and sincerity will strike them. That's why people are listening and they are taking you very seriously.
 
Jan 11, 2025 - If you're currently romantically involved, expect your relationship to reach a new understanding and sense of unity, Pisces. If you aren't involved, you could meet someone special today, and it might be like love at first sight. An instant bond could form between you because of mutual intellectual interests. You might have a lot to talk about, as your own projects are going better than you'd hoped.
 
As Venus focuses on long-term loving, this can be your moment to start making future plans – the surprise is, how easy and natural this can feel, despite previous doubts.

If you start the day single, a perfect match can start as someone you instantly write off – give yourself time to think every offer through.
 
Starting Sunday, it’s officially time to retreat from the world and recharge your battery Pisces. As the revitalizing Sun dips into Aquarius and your twelfth house of R and R until February 18, signaling that your solar year is wrapping up, that’s your cue to rest and reflect. Seek solitude, peace and quiet so you can reconnect with your spirit, tune out the “real world” and tune in to the inner realms of intuition and imagination. Pay attention to illuminating dreams, write in your journal, meditate and soothe your body.
 
Jan 28, 2025 - A high level of self-confidence and optimism should stay with you throughout the day, Virgo. Your energy is good, as is your enthusiasm. The success and good fortune that have been coming your way are likely to stay with you. You may have just been blessed with more money and happiness. Of course, this feeling is also likely to attract more friends. Make the most of it!

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PISCES - Mar 13, 2025 - Be on guard today, as some financial offers might cross your path. Whether through mail or a sales pitch, they could seem tempting but may not be as beneficial as they appear. Trust your instincts—if something feels off, it probably is. Evaluate these offers critically, looking for any hidden catches. Meanwhile, at home, you're in for something genuine. The sincerity around you is paired with passion, creating a positive and authentic environment. Enjoy this integrity and let it inspire your personal interactions, knowing that the real deal is closer to you than you might think.
 
Today, the Moon spends the day in your sign, dear Virgo, animating your feelings and bringing a sense of urgency to your emotional needs. Tomorrow, a Lunar Eclipse occurs in Virgo, and emotions run high. At this time of the year, people in your life are contributing more to your life, or you're paying their contributions more attention! Today, you can feel especially fulfilled as you see this more clearly. Your curiosity and willingness to explore can lead you on fun detours, and connecting with others who are forward-looking can boost you up. The Sun in your partnership sector heads into harmony with Uranus in your spirit sector, and you're drawn to mind-opening experiences and arriving at exciting revelations. Instead, this transit can mean you're moving forward with someone or a relationship, even on a symbolic level. While a potential project or plan can be exciting now, it's best to take things easy in eclipse season. Allow yourself to dream and feel the inspiration build, however
 
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