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Dude, like I said before, just look at how we do it. Read a couple profiles and a couple posts and then just follow our lead. :D We were all noobs once!
Dude, like I said before, just look at how we do it. Read a couple profiles and a couple posts and then just follow our lead. :D We were all noobs once!
Oh yah, everyone struggles at first. We won't mind at all.
Awwwww, I'm sure it's fine.
Then my job here is done.
Oh my god, ok. SLEEP TIGHT PUMPKIN PIE.:reallysad I would get msn but I'm just about to go to bed it's really late and my parents my kill me. I'll try tomorrow.
OH HO HO WHAT'S THIS THEN!?i
ಠ_ಠCakeface, I wanna lick your eyebrows.
There...there are no words.
;A; eyebrows...?
ಥAಥiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oh I get, you ladies wanna give me a go at the same time. I'm down for a 3 way.
If you wanted to join in all you had to do was say so. It's a 4way now!!!Cakeface is 15, just eff why eye.
I'll save you the trouble by snapping it off in your vag.You think that will stop him?
I'll cut your penis off.
Puh-lease. I was hustling these ladies before you even knew what a troll was.If you wanted to join in all you had to do was say so. It's a 4way now!!!
Why does everything you post make me limp and flaccid?Puh-lease. I was hustling these ladies before you even knew what a troll was.
Why does everything you post make me limp and flaccid?
A lovers quarrel.Oh my. What have I walked into? :ashamed:
A lovers quarrel.
Cory has the hots for me and she won't admit it.
Are you like one of those girls that's friends with Cory so you can cock block any of her suitors?I think for you sadly the only feeling Cory has for you is being annoyed, and maybe pity after she killed you and had sex with your Mom...
I just think that you secretely love me and you'll try to ruin me and Cory's relationship as an ends to a means.I do what I can.
By relationship you mean the time she killed you and had awesome sex with your Mom right?
Why would I want to ruin that?
Oh come on, you like the attention I'm giving you. It makes you feel alive. I bet your lips are flushing as we speak 😉Sorry I recently decided I was a lesbian, actually just about the time you said I secretly loved you. Yeah, life is full of those strange coincidences, huh?
My lips are flushing? What does that even mean?Oh come on, you like the attention I'm giving you. It makes you feel alive. I bet your lips are flushing as we speak 😉
Blood is swelling up in your vaginal lips. Making them flushed and tender, sensitive to every touch.My lips are flushing? What does that even mean?
Blood is swelling up in your vaginal lips. Making them flushed and tender, sensitive to every touch.
Mhmmm. *slips hand down pants* Keep going.My vagina is already pretty sensitive. It is, after all, a vagina.
Oz was an amazing series.On this one episode of Oz, they got this guy hard, and then hammered a nail into his pisshole. Shit was cash.
On this one episode of Oz, they got this guy hard, and then hammered a nail into his pisshole. Shit was cash.
Fix'd___________I want to be playing with the End's junk right now.
Fixed.****I'm a queerwad.
A wad of queers.Fixed.****
Huh? Whaaaa?I should post these in my sig just to mess with you guys, well actually it's most likely I'd just do it to The End.
But I won't because I'm too lazy.
Chili Dog: When a man defecates on a womans chest then proceeds to titty fuck her.Chili cheese doggs.
See? We already know what echother is going to say. And I know you're only 15, but I can be your secret lover.I thought you'd say that.
Come on, tell me how much you love me.It would never work, you're so old you'd probably be dead before I get a job. Plus with all the sex I've been having with your Mom, it would be awkward.
Will you brush my hair?Not a whole lot.
It would never work, you're so old you'd probably be dead before I get a job. Plus with all the sex I've been having with your Mom, it would be awkward.
SCORE! My life is now complete. But hey.. you also gotta put it in a ponytail when you're done....alright.
I could let you put a padawan braid in it too. 😉This just keeps getting better...
Yes. Forever and ever.