RolePlay Discussion Thread

[The End]

I've decided that I'm gonna start calling you sugar tits.

 

[Cakeface]

-_-

Why am I still talking to you?

 

[The End]

Because you think I'm pretty.

 

[Cakeface]

You're not even pretty enough for me to want to put a bag over you head and stick a metal pole up your ass.

That is how little contact I want with you.

 

[The End]

I love you too pumpkin.

 

[Cakeface]

Dear God...

 

[The End]

He can't help you now.

 

[Cakeface]

Where is Cory when I need her to punch in your face?

 

[The End]

Everyone, I have good news.


Me and Cakeface are getting married on March 17th and you're all invited!
I understand if distance is an issue, but you could always ship us blenders and cash.(wedding presents ftw!)

But I would like Cory to be my best man and Cakeface wants Mel to be her maid of honor.
So let us know what you think🙂

 

[Cakeface]

I'm not going to marry you!

You know why, because if I divorce you half of nothing is still nothing!

 

[The End]

Oh, the lies we tell to those we love.

 

[Cakeface]

>:[

I'm going to kill you while you sleep if we get married.

 

[The End]

Not before I debloom your flower.

 

[Cakeface]

I will rape you.

 

[The End]

We can take turns.

 

[Cakeface]

So if we're getting married does that mean your still cool with me having explosive sex with your Mom?

 

[The End]

Totally. ___

 

[Cakeface]

Damn your trolling!

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Lol'd like a redneck at the hanging of a black man.

 

[CoRy]

So my daughter is spending a whole week next week at her dad's. I think for the first few days I'll be fine, then I might start to go insane. Fair warning.