RolePlay Discussion Thread

[Cakeface]

That's why God invented alcohol...

 

[The End]

So my daughter is spending a whole week next week at her dad's. I think for the first few days I'll be fine, then I might start to go insane. Fair warning.

Oh God, she'll be fine with me. Stop complaining on forums about it. Just relax and enjoy your week.

 

[CoRy]

Oh God, she'll be fine with me. Stop complaining on forums about it. Just relax and enjoy your week.

You could not father something that good looking.

 

[Cakeface]

Cory makes a point.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

HEI GUIZ WUT'S GOIN' ON?

Everyone enjoying their fabuloso new year?

 

[Cakeface]

So far it's been as shit as last year.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Yeah, I've got a headache.

And I've already taken some painkillers.

Dammit, we need more co codamol. Paracetamol isn't going to kick my headaches when they get like this.

 

[The End]

You could not father something that good looking.

They created the word "beautiful" to describe me.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

I lol'd. Oh man.

Also, I will post in RotF tomorrow, because now I have a headache, and I want it to be win. And...well, my fukken head hurts, so. :c

Also, Em just said "this doesn't make sense" and I asked her why, and she said she was reading through Dante's character profile and said it says he's "charming, seductive and playfully polite" and then some other stuff, and then she said, "but it doesn't say anywhere that he's a gaylord." LMAO.

 

[The End]

I'll be posting my "mystery" character in RotF tomorrow as well.

 

[Cakeface]

Laura says: "Suck her meat rod."

I think she likes you.

 

[The End]

Who? Me?
_____

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

I'm back, bitches, but... I left my dignity on Las Vegas blvd. :ashamed:

 

[The End]

I'm back, bitches, but... I left my virginity on Las Vegas blvd. :ashamed:

So, how's it feel? Is your vagina sore?

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

So, how's it feel? Is your vagina sore?

Oh my god, The End.

Why are you so funny? Ha ha ha ha ha.

I am sore, not my vagina though. My knees, elbows, and left bum cheek 🙁

 

[Cakeface]

Oh my god, The End.

Why are you so funny? Ha ha ha ha ha.

I am sore, not my vagina though. My knees, elbows, and left bum cheek 🙁

...why your left bum cheek?

Anyway welcome back!

Who? Me?
_____

Yes you.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

...why your left bum cheek?

Anyway welcome back!

I fell, really fucking hard.....twice. I was wearing a dress and it kinda went up when I fell so there was nothing between my butt and the pavement. I think I even have a bruise, or like a scrape on there.

I HAD A BLAST THOUGH.

 

[The End]

Oh my god, The End.

Why are you so funny? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Do I detect sarcasm?

...

Yes you.

Where were we.... Oh yeah, you were telling me how pretty I am.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Do I detect sarcasm?

What, never. You are too smart for sarcasm.

I would never. Silly. 🙂

 

[Cakeface]

I once fell in the playground when I was still at school and pushed my two front teeth back into the gum, they were just growing too. I cried for my Mom probably. That's how hardcore I am.