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Oh God, she'll be fine with me. Stop complaining on forums about it. Just relax and enjoy your week.
You could not father something that good looking.
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HEI GUIZ WUT'S GOIN' ON?
Everyone enjoying their fabuloso new year?
Everyone enjoying their fabuloso new year?
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xobscenemetalmelodiez
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Yeah, I've got a headache.
And I've already taken some painkillers.
Dammit, we need more co codamol. Paracetamol isn't going to kick my headaches when they get like this.
And I've already taken some painkillers.
Dammit, we need more co codamol. Paracetamol isn't going to kick my headaches when they get like this.
They created the word "beautiful" to describe me.
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I lol'd. Oh man.
Also, I will post in RotF tomorrow, because now I have a headache, and I want it to be win. And...well, my fukken head hurts, so. :c
Also, Em just said "this doesn't make sense" and I asked her why, and she said she was reading through Dante's character profile and said it says he's "charming, seductive and playfully polite" and then some other stuff, and then she said, "but it doesn't say anywhere that he's a gaylord." LMAO.
Also, I will post in RotF tomorrow, because now I have a headache, and I want it to be win. And...well, my fukken head hurts, so. :c
Also, Em just said "this doesn't make sense" and I asked her why, and she said she was reading through Dante's character profile and said it says he's "charming, seductive and playfully polite" and then some other stuff, and then she said, "but it doesn't say anywhere that he's a gaylord." LMAO.
Happiness is a Warm Gun
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I'm back, bitches, but... I left my dignity on Las Vegas blvd. :ashamed:
So, how's it feel? Is your vagina sore?
Happiness is a Warm Gun
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Oh my god, The End.
Why are you so funny? Ha ha ha ha ha.
I am sore, not my vagina though. My knees, elbows, and left bum cheek 🙁
...why your left bum cheek?
Anyway welcome back!
Yes you.
Happiness is a Warm Gun
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I fell, really fucking hard.....twice. I was wearing a dress and it kinda went up when I fell so there was nothing between my butt and the pavement. I think I even have a bruise, or like a scrape on there.
I HAD A BLAST THOUGH.
Do I detect sarcasm?
Where were we.... Oh yeah, you were telling me how pretty I am.
Happiness is a Warm Gun
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Happiness is a Warm Gun
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I punched a girl in the face on new years eve, then made out with her. That's how hardcore I am.
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ohshi
Yes you.
WELCOME BAAACK!
WTF?
This.
O I C
Also, YAY!
I remember when one of my front teeth was wobbly, and I was sitting on the bed with mom in nan's bungalow, and she moved her arm back without knowing I was there/so close and she managed to knock BOTH of my front teeth out. Shit was cash.
I got to show everyone my two missing front teeth on the Monday at school. Shit was casher.
Swearing is supposed to actually help people deal with pain. So that would mean you're really a sissy. :O
:O
I'll make another post in a second 'cause I'mm axe Cory sum thangs and then direct her to the post in RotF in case she missed it.
No arguments here.
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CORY! I has sum kwestshunz 'bout RotF. There's some I've been meaning to axe you for a while now, but kept forgetting. But now they've piled up so I've...remembered. Well, after like, two days.
I'mma axe yew 'cause you're God of RotF, meaning you're the God of God. Awesome rite?
Um, also I'm putting it here because there's more room than in VMs and also everyone else can see the answers and sh it, but due to you possibly missing them in a post storm, I'll link them in RotF. Also, they answers aren't necessary to me posting, at least at the moment lulz, but things I wuz wond'rin 'bout. Kk here we go.
I SHALL NUMBER THEM FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
1. Is the Midnight character in the RP a crime lord too? Basically, is he based on Midnight or essentially Midnight hisself?
2. Does he have that bigass underground thingy in/further underneath his club like in teh movie? (I need to see that bit again, I only remembered 'cause Em was watching some clips on Yewtube and mentioned it. I'd forgotten aside from that lol.)
Now come many things about the Risen/Fallen.
3. Can they feel pain when their outer shell has not been breached? If not, can they feel it when it is breached?
4. They've been around since the dawn of man, but when was that in the RP? Cavemen tiems? Or...Garden of Eden and Adam and Eve (which I'm guessing it a bit too extreme, 'cause then they'd be being plopped down when Adam and Eve first had kids and that gets complicated and sh it)? Or something in between?
5. Were they kids? Were they "born", if so? Or was it a case of BAM you're on Earth?
6. Can they get diseases? I'm guessing either no, or they can and they don't harm them, but they can pass them on.
7. If a Fallen brings back a deported Risen or vice versa, do they get in trouble with Satan/God, like them being able to kill people but it being against the rules? Or is it fair game?
8. Since Risen can absolve people's sins (at least on their deathbed) can they do other priestly things, such as blessing water to make it holy, absolving the sins of others when they're not dying, etc.?
9. If a Risen fell in love with a human and were in Dante's situation basically, though I imagine other Risen would look down on them for it, would God be cool with it, since he's the "good" guy and all that, and Risen being creatures of love and shit wouldn't be looked on as pussies by their creator?
Um, I think I had more but that's all I can remember for now. Gotta thank Em for helping me remember some o' those bitches.
Oh, couple of smaller things I just thought of.
10. Can people trade their souls for others, that is could one person give their soul in place of another's if they wanted to save them from Hell?
11. Can people who have committed a mortal sin ever be forgiven by God? Such as leaping in between a baby (or any truly pure soul) and a laser beam, but not because they want forgiveness, simply to save the life? And would it be considered a greater sacrifice if they were heading for Hell and knew it? I was wondering the last part since in teh movie Gabby tells Johnny he won't be accepted into Heaven for doing loads of good deeds because he's doing them to get into Heaven, not just for the sake o' being good.
12. Em was wondering if crosses can hurt the Fallen? Specifically things such as, would it melt through their shell if they had a cross smashed into their face?
Also, what are some other unholy items that one would use against Risen? Aside from various symbols of Satanic...ness, and damned blood, are their any other unholy objects? Ooh, inverted crosses?
Oh, apparently, according to Wiki:
Edit: Em reminded me of another. Is abortion considered murder? :O
ENJOY YOUR BUTTLOAD OF QUESTIONS! :D
ilu so plz to be not hittan me <:3c
Oh, and finally, a QUESTION FOR ALL INVOLVED IN RotF!
This isn't necessarily gonna come into play, but me and Em were talking about it and it's worth asking for the lulz.
Now, Ren's a bit of a girly man. Long hair, somewhat effeminate features. More like androgynous I guess. We've already planned Zuri (and possibly even Tessa) ragging on him about it for lulz. Anywho, here's a question.
Which would be funnier and/or make more sense:
A: Ren is actually gay (after my post this might be a bit awkward to come into play anyways, but hey, he could be using a cover story).
B: Ren is gay but hasn't realised it yet.
C: Ren is insanely straight...but a lot of people think he's gay because of his appearance and nice/polite/friendly attitude and intelligence/musical talentz.
WHAT SAY YOU!?
OR, as Em mentioned, because I guess it's a great option:
D: Ren is bisexual.
If D, then what does he dig most:
A: More guys than chicks.
B: More chicks than guys.
C: COMPLETELY EQUAL.
Or, E: Ren is pansexual and has a thing for trannies/hermaphrodites/anything with a mixture of male/female organs.
This would be funny due to the character I based him on. FEAST YOUR EYES. Get rid of the boobs and it's REN FANSERVICE. And Faye. Refer to my lastest post (in the works as I type this) for info on HER.
Also, FUN FACT: Zuri is bisexual. When you've lived as long as he has, and are as laid back as him, you've tried it all.
And Zuri like.
He's depraved.
I'mma axe yew 'cause you're God of RotF, meaning you're the God of God. Awesome rite?
Um, also I'm putting it here because there's more room than in VMs and also everyone else can see the answers and sh it, but due to you possibly missing them in a post storm, I'll link them in RotF. Also, they answers aren't necessary to me posting, at least at the moment lulz, but things I wuz wond'rin 'bout. Kk here we go.
I SHALL NUMBER THEM FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.
1. Is the Midnight character in the RP a crime lord too? Basically, is he based on Midnight or essentially Midnight hisself?
2. Does he have that bigass underground thingy in/further underneath his club like in teh movie? (I need to see that bit again, I only remembered 'cause Em was watching some clips on Yewtube and mentioned it. I'd forgotten aside from that lol.)
Now come many things about the Risen/Fallen.
3. Can they feel pain when their outer shell has not been breached? If not, can they feel it when it is breached?
4. They've been around since the dawn of man, but when was that in the RP? Cavemen tiems? Or...Garden of Eden and Adam and Eve (which I'm guessing it a bit too extreme, 'cause then they'd be being plopped down when Adam and Eve first had kids and that gets complicated and sh it)? Or something in between?
5. Were they kids? Were they "born", if so? Or was it a case of BAM you're on Earth?
6. Can they get diseases? I'm guessing either no, or they can and they don't harm them, but they can pass them on.
7. If a Fallen brings back a deported Risen or vice versa, do they get in trouble with Satan/God, like them being able to kill people but it being against the rules? Or is it fair game?
8. Since Risen can absolve people's sins (at least on their deathbed) can they do other priestly things, such as blessing water to make it holy, absolving the sins of others when they're not dying, etc.?
9. If a Risen fell in love with a human and were in Dante's situation basically, though I imagine other Risen would look down on them for it, would God be cool with it, since he's the "good" guy and all that, and Risen being creatures of love and shit wouldn't be looked on as pussies by their creator?
Um, I think I had more but that's all I can remember for now. Gotta thank Em for helping me remember some o' those bitches.
Oh, couple of smaller things I just thought of.
10. Can people trade their souls for others, that is could one person give their soul in place of another's if they wanted to save them from Hell?
11. Can people who have committed a mortal sin ever be forgiven by God? Such as leaping in between a baby (or any truly pure soul) and a laser beam, but not because they want forgiveness, simply to save the life? And would it be considered a greater sacrifice if they were heading for Hell and knew it? I was wondering the last part since in teh movie Gabby tells Johnny he won't be accepted into Heaven for doing loads of good deeds because he's doing them to get into Heaven, not just for the sake o' being good.
12. Em was wondering if crosses can hurt the Fallen? Specifically things such as, would it melt through their shell if they had a cross smashed into their face?
Also, what are some other unholy items that one would use against Risen? Aside from various symbols of Satanic...ness, and damned blood, are their any other unholy objects? Ooh, inverted crosses?
Oh, apparently, according to Wiki:
And also:
So it needs the J-man on it to be considered Satanic. Does that apply in teh RP? :3c
Edit: Em reminded me of another. Is abortion considered murder? :O
ENJOY YOUR BUTTLOAD OF QUESTIONS! :D
ilu so plz to be not hittan me <:3c
Oh, and finally, a QUESTION FOR ALL INVOLVED IN RotF!
This isn't necessarily gonna come into play, but me and Em were talking about it and it's worth asking for the lulz.
Now, Ren's a bit of a girly man. Long hair, somewhat effeminate features. More like androgynous I guess. We've already planned Zuri (and possibly even Tessa) ragging on him about it for lulz. Anywho, here's a question.
Which would be funnier and/or make more sense:
A: Ren is actually gay (after my post this might be a bit awkward to come into play anyways, but hey, he could be using a cover story).
B: Ren is gay but hasn't realised it yet.
C: Ren is insanely straight...but a lot of people think he's gay because of his appearance and nice/polite/friendly attitude and intelligence/musical talentz.
WHAT SAY YOU!?
OR, as Em mentioned, because I guess it's a great option:
D: Ren is bisexual.
If D, then what does he dig most:
A: More guys than chicks.
B: More chicks than guys.
C: COMPLETELY EQUAL.
Or, E: Ren is pansexual and has a thing for trannies/hermaphrodites/anything with a mixture of male/female organs.
This would be funny due to the character I based him on. FEAST YOUR EYES. Get rid of the boobs and it's REN FANSERVICE. And Faye. Refer to my lastest post (in the works as I type this) for info on HER.
Also, FUN FACT: Zuri is bisexual. When you've lived as long as he has, and are as laid back as him, you've tried it all.
And Zuri like.
He's depraved.
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O Feliks, you so crazy!
I'd ask how you're keepin' but I imagine you'll never see this post. :ashamed:
ilu though. :D
I am keeping it real. Loving the life in the Navy. I get paid to sit around and do nothing for 5 hours a day.
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YAY YOU SAW! :'D Holy crap! Really!? Damn. That's...sign me up, yo'.
By the way, have you given Azra a missile ride yet. That's er...not a euphemism. To quote the first post since it got edited lol:
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WONDROUS! I must tell him!
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Which would be funnier and/or make more sense:
A: Ren is actually gay (after my post this might be a bit awkward to come into play anyways, but hey, he could be using a cover story).
B: Ren is gay but hasn't realised it yet.
C: Ren is insanely straight...but a lot of people think he's gay because of his appearance and nice/polite/friendly attitude and intelligence/musical talentz.
WHAT SAY YOU!?
OR, as Em mentioned, because I guess it's a great option:
D: Ren is bisexual.
If D, then what does he dig most:
A: More guys than chicks.
B: More chicks than guys.
C: COMPLETELY EQUAL.
Or, E: Ren is pansexual and has a thing for trannies/hermaphrodites/anything with a mixture of male/female organs.
This would be funny due to the character I based him on. FEAST YOUR EYES.
Firstly can I just say my eyes are on fire. Secondly, the only thing I am certain on about any of this is the fact that if he is gay he should have no clue. More fun at his expense that way.
To be honest I would be more inclined to say he was straight and simply mistaken for being gay, this is probably because I'm already used to the idea of Ren being straight. But this option gets points because I'm guessing it's frustrating, to say the least, for a perfectly straight man to be mistaken for being gay. Especially if he is very straight indeed, plus the thought of Ren being a "player" is lol worthy for all.
Also sup Feliks?
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I love you, my sister.
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AND ALSO I'VE EDITED MORE THINGS INTO MY BIG POST FOR THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY SEEN.
Just in case.
Basically, Gunny.
Just in case.
Basically, Gunny.
So I had the worst stomach flu ever yesterday. Nothing like sitting on the toilet while leaning over to vomit into the bathtub. All. ****ing. Day. I was pretty bummed because I missed a huge party BUT we got pummeled with a blizzard so half the people couldn't go anyway. That's right, I'm happy they had to suffer, too, what of it?
Also, yes, he does have that room. With the chair and stuff because that is win. It'd be cool for one of the adepts to use it to go to hell briefly.
3. They can, but it takes a lot. The Influence are mega physically powerful. Like, a human punch will probably tickle. When they're shell has been breached, they're EXTREMELY sensitive to physical pain.
4. Yeah, that part's tricky. In my mind, God created the world in the RP with the same sort of history as the real world. Like, he created it with the intention for humans to eventually evolve on it. So I'm gonna say it's kind of mysterious to everyone, including the Influence. Let's sayyyy around the time humans evolved into humans, God/Lucifer, picked random ones and transformed them into demi angels/demons. During that transformation, it ****ed with their heads, so even they aren't certain when and how exactly they came about.
5. BAM, you's a servant of your respective deity.
6. No, they can't. However, alcohol and drugs can effect them.
7. It's not against the rules, but their boss would be pissed at them.
8. Yup.
9. God would be just a displeased as Lucifer. Neither of them want the Influence to think of humans as anything more than trifles.
10. They can, but Lucifer doesn't necessarily have to agree.
11. Correct, great sacrifice entails sacrificing one's life without thought to themselves. So if you're doing it without thinking this could save you from hell, it counts, and vice versa.
12. Yes, but it can't be just like, two sticks of wood taped together. It would have to be blessed by a priest, made of sacred metal, stuff like that.
^^^^^ That's the sign of Mammon, the son of the devil.
But yes, an inverted crucifix, not cross, would be a symbol of Satanism in general.
Also this;
The sign of the bull, would be harmful to Risen.
Sulfur/brimstone, uhmmm. Oh, and like how items can be blessed in the name of God, they can also be sanctified in the name of Lucifer.
I do what I do how I do.
I was actually thinking about exactly this while I was essentially camping out in my bathroom yesterday. I hadn't really thought about it beforehand, but I mean. Let's get realistic. Rich, sketchy black man? TOTALLY a crime boss.
Also, yes, he does have that room. With the chair and stuff because that is win. It'd be cool for one of the adepts to use it to go to hell briefly.
3. They can, but it takes a lot. The Influence are mega physically powerful. Like, a human punch will probably tickle. When they're shell has been breached, they're EXTREMELY sensitive to physical pain.
4. Yeah, that part's tricky. In my mind, God created the world in the RP with the same sort of history as the real world. Like, he created it with the intention for humans to eventually evolve on it. So I'm gonna say it's kind of mysterious to everyone, including the Influence. Let's sayyyy around the time humans evolved into humans, God/Lucifer, picked random ones and transformed them into demi angels/demons. During that transformation, it ****ed with their heads, so even they aren't certain when and how exactly they came about.
5. BAM, you's a servant of your respective deity.
6. No, they can't. However, alcohol and drugs can effect them.
7. It's not against the rules, but their boss would be pissed at them.
8. Yup.
9. God would be just a displeased as Lucifer. Neither of them want the Influence to think of humans as anything more than trifles.
10. They can, but Lucifer doesn't necessarily have to agree.
11. Correct, great sacrifice entails sacrificing one's life without thought to themselves. So if you're doing it without thinking this could save you from hell, it counts, and vice versa.
12. Yes, but it can't be just like, two sticks of wood taped together. It would have to be blessed by a priest, made of sacred metal, stuff like that.
I was thinking more sticking with he movie for the anti-christ.
^^^^^ That's the sign of Mammon, the son of the devil.
But yes, an inverted crucifix, not cross, would be a symbol of Satanism in general.
Also this;
The sign of the bull, would be harmful to Risen.
Sulfur/brimstone, uhmmm. Oh, and like how items can be blessed in the name of God, they can also be sanctified in the name of Lucifer.
I always imagined Ren as an asexual raging virgin. :3
Everyone is bisexual at heart. S'true.
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I also have a smaller less lulz inducing vote as Ren's sexuality. I was thinking, because in the picture I put up of Tessa's appearance she has only one eye showing, she could have heterochromia.
For those of you too lazy to click the damn link, it is in short, different colored eyes. It can be the result of disease or injury but in her case it's inherited. Meaning maybe her Mom or Dad has it, prehaps even Josh and David did, but they're dead, no one cares.
Basically I've been wanting to give this to a character for a while, and I figured it fits her. Plus I've only ever referred to her eye color once as being completely grey, and I have a way to get out of that.
So basically this is less of a vote and more of a way to stop it being such a total ass pull. I don't really care what you think I'm going to do it anyway, this is just to give you the illusion I do. So opinions?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull
I'm sorry to hear this Cory. I remember the last time I was visited by Aunt Flo I was really, really, sick. That was a blood bath of just about every fluid I have. I just love the fact though that because I'd never been sick during that time before I really didn't think I would be, next thing you know I'm being sick in the middle of the kitchen floor. Best thing is though all I had was ribena so it was pretty much just purple stomach juice. Toilet will never be the same.
I also feel better at peoples suffering.
Also if any of this gets lost in a post storm I'm going to kill someone so think carefully before you post.
For those of you too lazy to click the damn link, it is in short, different colored eyes. It can be the result of disease or injury but in her case it's inherited. Meaning maybe her Mom or Dad has it, prehaps even Josh and David did, but they're dead, no one cares.
Basically I've been wanting to give this to a character for a while, and I figured it fits her. Plus I've only ever referred to her eye color once as being completely grey, and I have a way to get out of that.
So basically this is less of a vote and more of a way to stop it being such a total ass pull. I don't really care what you think I'm going to do it anyway, this is just to give you the illusion I do. So opinions?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AssPull
I'm sorry to hear this Cory. I remember the last time I was visited by Aunt Flo I was really, really, sick. That was a blood bath of just about every fluid I have. I just love the fact though that because I'd never been sick during that time before I really didn't think I would be, next thing you know I'm being sick in the middle of the kitchen floor. Best thing is though all I had was ribena so it was pretty much just purple stomach juice. Toilet will never be the same.
I also feel better at peoples suffering.
Also if any of this gets lost in a post storm I'm going to kill someone so think carefully before you post.
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I kind of have that. My eyes change color in the sun. They go from bright green to bright blue. Freaks the **** out of my friends, it's awesome.
Lolirl @ the last part.
That's ****ty, Ems. I used to get TERRIBLE periods, had cramps so bad I couldn't go to school. But I started taking birth control and it made it pretty much go away completely. You should talk to your folks about going on it, it makes periods a breeeeze. Depending on what kind, it's different for everyone. Do not take Yasmin, ever. **** was terrible, and I got pregnant on it. 😵 Not that I think you'll be using it for the latter, but it made me an emotional wreck.
Well I'm fine being home school, because I can just crawl in to bed when I get it really bad. But when I go to collage I'm pretty screwed, my Mom already said about getting me on the pill to deal with it then, but I told her I'm fine for the moment.
I think to be honest I look worse then I actually feel, because my Mom always seems to worry. She says it drains me of all colour. That Yasmin sounds like crap, not only does it really mess with you but you got pregnant on it, it doesn't even do what it was meant to. But like my Mom said every woman is different, I mean the pill doesn't suit some women at all. Still I'm never taking Yasmin now.
Also that sounds awesome about your eyes, I wish I had that, but no they just stay dull crappy blue. Though if I stay out in the sun a long time my hair goes blonde pretty much.
Why don't you tell us about your periods?
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Word, even if you're not using it as a contraceptive, it was just terrible. Made me have really bad mood swings and I'm pretty sure it was giving me headaches. I'm on Alesse now and it's been pretty good for me.
Yeah, it's pretty win. Freaks me out sometimes too, when I'm not expecting it and I look in the mirror after being outside for a long time. Allow me to sh00p you a diagram.
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So I had the worst stomach flu ever yesterday. Nothing like sitting on the toilet while leaning over to vomit into the bathtub. All. ****ing. Day. I was pretty bummed because I missed a huge party BUT we got pummeled with a blizzard so half the people couldn't go anyway. That's right, I'm happy they had to suffer, too, what of it?
I do what I do how I do.
I was actually thinking about exactly this while I was essentially camping out in my bathroom yesterday. I hadn't really thought about it beforehand, but I mean. Let's get realistic. Rich, sketchy black man? TOTALLY a crime boss.
Also, yes, he does have that room. With the chair and stuff because that is win. It'd be cool for one of the adepts to use it to go to hell briefly.
3. They can, but it takes a lot. The Influence are mega physically powerful. Like, a human punch will probably tickle. When they're shell has been breached, they're EXTREMELY sensitive to physical pain.
4. Yeah, that part's tricky. In my mind, God created the world in the RP with the same sort of history as the real world. Like, he created it with the intention for humans to eventually evolve on it. So I'm gonna say it's kind of mysterious to everyone, including the Influence. Let's sayyyy around the time humans evolved into humans, God/Lucifer, picked random ones and transformed them into demi angels/demons. During that transformation, it ****ed with their heads, so even they aren't certain when and how exactly they came about.
5. BAM, you's a servant of your respective deity.
6. No, they can't. However, alcohol and drugs can effect them.
7. It's not against the rules, but their boss would be pissed at them.
8. Yup.
9. God would be just a displeased as Lucifer. Neither of them want the Influence to think of humans as anything more than trifles.
10. They can, but Lucifer doesn't necessarily have to agree.
11. Correct, great sacrifice entails sacrificing one's life without thought to themselves. So if you're doing it without thinking this could save you from hell, it counts, and vice versa.
12. Yes, but it can't be just like, two sticks of wood taped together. It would have to be blessed by a priest, made of sacred metal, stuff like that.
I was thinking more sticking with he movie for the anti-christ.
^^^^^ That's the sign of Mammon, the son of the devil.
But yes, an inverted crucifix, not cross, would be a symbol of Satanism in general.
Also this;
The sign of the bull, would be harmful to Risen.
Sulfur/brimstone, uhmmm. Oh, and like how items can be blessed in the name of God, they can also be sanctified in the name of Lucifer.
I always imagined Ren as an asexual raging virgin. :3
Everyone is bisexual at heart. S'true.
Holy living shitcakes man. That sounds...horrible and yet really fun. Like...puking in a bath...
Hey, if you couldn't go then it's not fair they can. GOD OBVIOUSLY LOVES YOU.
Also, props fo' answering my questions despite clearly having to still be dehydrated from all the bodily fluids you lost from every orifice.
1. I'll number these so it's...less complicated and shiat. Cosmic. Our minds are in tune...when you're exploding from both ends with bodily fluids. I've been there, maaan. So our minds connected magically through space and time, clearly. Hehehe... I read sketchy as sexy. You know, normally I don't find black guys too attractive, it depends really, but as a whole I'm not attracted to them as much as...non-black people. LOL MY SEXUALITY IS RACIST. But there's somethin' 'bout Midnight. Mm-mm. Makes me want a li'l bit o' that brrrooooown shugah.
2. Kick fuckin' ass. Oh man, maybe that's how Ren can see Hell. I wanted him to see it possibly, which is where the dying and ending up in Hell only to be brought back for some unknown reason came from. This makes it a lot more accessible. It'd be great if he knew it was there but even though Midnight offered for him to take a peek he never wanted to because he felt it was better not to know. Then maybe at least he'd get the relief of imagining it being worse than it actually is. But if he saw it and it was worse, or even not, he'd never be able to shake the images from his mind, knowing what it was actually like there. Or maybe it was the other way around, Ren wanting to and Midnight refusing to let him. But then Ren could've done it some other way, like the rituals in teh movie. Him having to be the one to see Hell when he doesn't want to would be lolsome.
Ooh, that's another good question, OH YES. Risen have seen Heaven and Fallen Hell respectively, I'm assuming, but do they know what the opposite place to their own looks like? :O
3. Kewl. They go from Superman to...um...clitoris man? For the...sensitivity? Wow, what a superhero he'd be. A big ol' clitoris on his head and everything. Maybe even a real one, not just his costume.
4. Kickass. It'd be like waking up after a crazy night out. Perhaps even waking up beside from fugly bitch, as well.
5. Lolz. Kid Zuri would've been scary. And I'd be fucking damned if he wouldn't have been smoking and drinking since he was able to hold a glass and a fag. Like...the French, I guess.
6. That's a shame for the Fallen not being able to spread AIDS, lol. Yes, I had guessed they could. I've imagined Zuri with an epic tolerance for alcohol since he's been around so long and never stops drinking. So it takes quite a bit to get drunk. But when he's there it'd be...something. However he's got a lower tolerance to wine. Because that's funny. Maybe because he got sick of drinking it ALL THE TIME because of the olden days or just liked other drinks better he stopped drinking it for a long time and his tolerance started to fade. Or maybe he's just unlucky like that, ha ha ha. Which is unfortunate since the only alcohol he can turn water into is wine, lol.
7. LMFAO. Good stuff. You'll...see why I wanted to know this.
8. OH YEAH. I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT. Wow, Risen just bless some water to throw it at Fallen but Fallen have to find someone with a mortal sin on their soul and STEAL DEY'S BLOOD. Lol.
9. Mmm, the taste o' angstings.
10. Naturally, ke ke ke. And Adepts souls are worth more, and bitch been around long enough to be a savvy businessman, mmmmmHM.
11. Shwicked. That works well with Zuri implying Ren's not all that fucked after all. Not least for the fact Ren goes around putting more terrible sins upon himself by killing bad people just to save innocent people, and not for himself. God be like "DAMN WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS GUY JESUS" and then Jesus is like "lol you called, dad?" and God's all "no wha-...o lol" and then they both lol.
And Jesus lol'd.
12. Lolz. Could...a priest bless some twigs, though? Does it have to be at least one of those things, or all? I can imagine someone all "Lord, please bless these twigs in your name."
Kewl. I can goes wit' dat.
FUCK YOU CROSS IS EASIER TO TYPE THAN CRUCIFIX. >:C But yeah. I actually did mean it but was too lazy to type it. Fo' srs, lewl.
Emo Risen get tattoos of it on themselves.
OH SHI- So the Fallen get their own back on the unholy weapon front.
FFFFFFF. Poor Ren. Poor, poor Ren. Poor, poor, poor Ren.
AH BELIEEV YEW.
Do you want to hear about my periods, too? :3
That's so fukken kewl.Yeah, it's pretty win. Freaks me out sometimes too, when I'm not expecting it and I look in the mirror after being outside for a long time. Allow me to sh00p you a diagram.
btw, on your formspring page Jess, I was the questions from "Will you have *** with me?" to "DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM WATCHING YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP".
Um... OH YES. I may have missed it, but, um, is abortion considered moidah in teh RP?
And also in real life, Cory. I need an answer.
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Oh yeah, thought I'd mention for...the hell of it, really. SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MY LATEST POSTS! How cool is that? Spoilers, man.
I got the idea of Zuri having a Fallen "friend" who be in that deal with him for what happened if they got deported, and also the idea for Ren's "love" interest, and combined them into one fer lulz.
Faye's relationship with Ren is based on a deleted scene from the movie, so I dunno if you've seen it Cory if you saw teh film in the cinema. Anywho, yes...he's been boning her long time. I had to make that clear to Em, who missed out on what the "tip" thing meant, lmao.
REN YOU FILTHY BOY.
Hey, he needs some love too, so unless you want me to seriously make him Midnight's bitch, this is it, yo'.
I got the idea of Zuri having a Fallen "friend" who be in that deal with him for what happened if they got deported, and also the idea for Ren's "love" interest, and combined them into one fer lulz.
Faye's relationship with Ren is based on a deleted scene from the movie, so I dunno if you've seen it Cory if you saw teh film in the cinema. Anywho, yes...he's been boning her long time. I had to make that clear to Em, who missed out on what the "tip" thing meant, lmao.
REN YOU FILTHY BOY.
Hey, he needs some love too, so unless you want me to seriously make him Midnight's bitch, this is it, yo'.
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1. I was awful. The part that really bothered me was the dry heaving. That ****ing caned, and today I was sore as balls. Hurts to laugh, eat, breathe too heavily. Fucking repercussions can suck my penis envy. I have always felt we were kindred spirits, Lawrah. <3 And I totally understand what you mean about Midnight. How can you not be attracted to such a suave motherfucker?
2. Totally, but Midnight would be very reluctant to let him use it. It's dangerous, he could just end up getting electrocuted, not to mention Midnight could fail to bring him back. And no, Influence do not know what the opposite side is like.
3. /facepalm + lol'd
6. LMAO. That would be hilarious, low tolerance to wine, high tolerance for whiskey.
11. IT HURTS TO LAUGH, STOP IT.
12. Well, I mean, IRL, priest can bless anything. But I think for simplicity sake in the RP would should add some ****ing rules. Like, only being able to bless places, or "sacred" objects, stuff like that.
13. I was struggling with this myself, but tbh, fuck it. Abortion isn't murder, pro-lifers can lick my balls. OH I HAVE AN IDEA. Since the whole abortion debate centers around "WHEN IS IT HUMAN!?!!!" God has a solid definition: 18 weeks. Any time before that is fair fucking game. Lawl.
Watching the deleted scenes now, in incredibly ****ty quality on j00tube. -__- But yeah, I know where you're comin' from, mang.Faye's relationship with Ren is based on a deleted scene from the movie, so I dunno if you've seen it Cory if you saw teh film in the cinema. Anywho, yes...he's been boning her long time. I had to make that clear to Em, who missed out on what the "tip" thing meant, lmao.
REN YOU FILTHY BOY.
Hey, he needs some love too, so unless you want me to seriously make him Midnight's bitch, this is it, yo'.
Also, lul.
Does he mind if you rip it out with a rusty coat hanger?
Absolutely not.
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OH DAAAAMN. Dry heaving is probably one of the worst things ever. It's like you body mocking you, bitch be all "hey you wanna vomit, okay, here we go. JUST KIDDING LOL. No, really, I'm serious this time, let's puke. JUST KIDDING LOL. OH MAN YOU'RE SO GULLIBLE."
Also I thought you said you had sore balls for a moment. Lulz happened. I am going to use that phrase, "suck my penis envy." It is beautiful.
YES. OUR SOULS ARE ONE. <333
Yes. He brings the goods.
I guess that's what happens when you use an electric chair, yo'. It would be a last resort. CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. Why did Papa Roach, Green Day, System of a Down and...one other band I can't remember, maybe more, suddenly all have a makeover at the same time and stop dressing casually and start dressing in black suits? CONSPIRACY, METHINKS.
Oh, and Midnight has his sister's skull for performing rituals, apparently. From killing her (truly he is an inspiration to me and Emily), I assume this means he's going to Hell also? I think he's far to badass to not be. Unless he crosses the line into so badass Hell can't handle him.
Oooh. Coooool. All they have to go on is what they've heard.
It's what I do.
Indeed. He's one baaaaaaad mother****er. He can drink whiskey all night long and not get drunk, but if he went to a dinner party he'd be face down in the dessert by the end of the night. Not just his. The ENTIRE dessert. Because just 'cause he has a low tolerance, it does not mean he's going to stop drinking.
Oh God, I've found you some new tattoo ideas, Cory.
More to enjoy here: https://www.qbn.com/topics/589497/
Yeah, that makes more sense... But...IRL priests can bless dildos?
Lmao. Yay abortion! :D
Yes, I was gonna post a link but there was no decent quality. And I am a quality person, so I couldn't go around posting bad quality links otherwise everyone would associate me with them. ...Yyyyyes.
Awesome.
Holy shit your signature.
Edit: YOU CHANGED IT YOU BASTARD!
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I never got a chance to save it. ;_;
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Aww.
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TO LATE I HAVE BOTH THE EDITEDiAND UNEDITED VERSION NOW SUCKAH!
When your wrist starts hurting, that means it's time to stop masturbating.
If you want, I could take a pic of my 6 pack... I mean keggar. Totally hot.
And if my sis hadn't convinced me to cut my hair just 3 days before that pic, you could've had handlebars to tug on.
Last night, when I was laying down and closed my eyes, I imagined my hair was still long. Like when I was kid with my gameboy after a 4 hour tetris session, I'd close my eyes and see falling blocks.
Do you look up to Cory? Like as a role model?
She's one of few people on this fourm who doesn't have the AIDS, actually you're the only one who has it.
Are you asking me for some AIDS? Cause I'll give you some.
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Or change hands.
Is it hairy?
Recently someone said only two people have handlebar moustaches. Gay guys and homophobes. So... as long as it was sideburns, you're safe I think.
Holy crap. I used to get that with this game called Dice ...Devil Dice, that was it. Where you were this little guy running around on top of dice, and you had to flip them over to get two twos together, or four fours and so on. I'd be lying in bed at night going to sleep and it would be playing in my head.
That wasn't even when I was that young, lmao.
Did you typo impossible or was it possible? Because I couldn't lose Devil Dice...but then after a moment I'd usually realise it was in my head and I'd think "that's unhealthy" and stop, or I just wouldn't be thinking about it.
But I'd just be getting a higher and higher score, slowly.
What about Azra? ;-;
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POST PICZ PLX
Yes. And we shouldn't. Nolre thinks he's gone to the moon.
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Good God! Look at the size of those eyebrows!
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I didn't even see that wtf.
I would've posted last night in RotF, but we lost our internets for a while. :C
Yeah, the snow was pretty bad, so we just got cozy next to the fireplace and made sweet, sweet, unrelenting love.
But me and Mad Mel will post later, if we're not too busy joining our soul's together.
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DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.i
Hey, it's alright. I'm totally ok with the idea of banging two sisters.
Want me to tickle your back?
Not that kind of tickling, I don't want to hurt you.
Are you telling me you've never had someone gently stroke your back?
Oh man it feels amazing, sends chills up your body.
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WHAT THE FUCK?
That is all.
That is all.
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where's my boo? 🙂
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Cakeface the destroyer of worlds says (12:10 PM):
*Tell him that if he really wants money that much he can go suck dicks for it. S'what I'd do.
Cakeface the destroyer of worlds says (12:11 PM):
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Jessycuh says (12:11 PM):
*you'd suck dick for money?
*:|
Laura, your LITTLE sister is out of control, please have a talk with her before she gets a disease. CAKEY, I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I CARE... AND ONLY BECAUSE I CARE.
*Tell him that if he really wants money that much he can go suck dicks for it. S'what I'd do.
Cakeface the destroyer of worlds says (12:11 PM):
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Jessycuh says (12:11 PM):
*you'd suck dick for money?
*:|
Laura, your LITTLE sister is out of control, please have a talk with her before she gets a disease. CAKEY, I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I CARE... AND ONLY BECAUSE I CARE.
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She's younger than me, I'm 17.
AND BECAUSE, SHE IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
I can never take you serious. Now I'll have to wait 3 years to hit on her 🙁
And can I now post in RotF? I made a character profile.
No you can't post.
What?!?! Why not?
You know, YOU KNOW!, that Bumblebee would make a kickass addition to the story line.
Because you like 15 year old girls. This is a no **** section.
You're just jealous cause of my super sweet RP skills.
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c;ĴǻŶ.;3839424 said:
Lmao. I was lying in bed when she said she told you that.
I don't think she meant she'd suck deeks, though. >_> ffflol
Tru dat.
LOLK.
D'awwwwwwwwww.
Damn straight holmes.
T-that is taken g-g-grotesquely out of context! >_>
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