RolePlay Discussion Thread

[CoRy]

I lol'd hard.
Oh, it was most beauteous. He will now ANGST. And I'm torn between him being all "it's cool brah" when Adele eventually is all like "so yeah, my bad", and him just being "lol I don't give a solitary shit about your opinion" 'cause that's hilarious.
But I miiiiight...make him fess up the story on his bitch. BECAUSE IT HAS TO HAPPEN SOMETIME. And who better than Adele of all people to tell. Holy mother of GAWD.

Thank youuuu. <3 I think seeing Zuri angst would be hilaaaaaarious. Also, I think it would be epic if he and Adele kind of got on a mutual, stubborn "fuck you" basis (he can still tell her about the dame), and then they have to save each other's asses or something later on. It would be so cliche, but has such win potential.

Cory, you know what to do.
Also this:

LMFAO. I...I...I DON'T EVEN... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!?

Lmaoooooo. Am I supposed to score you Canadian black heroin? xD

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair...

SO FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T FUZZY, WAS HE?!

 

[The End]

What'd I miss?

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Shut up and eat Laura!

NO! I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS FAMILY! NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! :crying:

Thank youuuu. <3 I think seeing Zuri angst would be hilaaaaaarious. Also, I think it would be epic if he and Adele kind of got on a mutual, stubborn "fuck you" basis (he can still tell her about the dame), and then they have to save each other's asses or something later on. It would be so cliche, but has such win potential.

Lmaoooooo. Am I supposed to score you Canadian black heroin? xD

SO FUZZY WUZZY WASN'T FUZZY, WAS HE?!

You're welcome-o. Yes. He'd be such a pissy bitch when angsting. She touched a nerve with the "God doesn't care about you" thing, too. SO THAT'S GONNA BE LULZ. And it sounds wonderful. Him baring his soul to her about his emo painz would make her more likely to trust him, but the beauty is that doesn't mean she'll like him, and vice versa.

Yes. That is the plan.

I was just thinking that. Obviously his parents HATED him and named him that just to remind him of his shortcomings every time he heard his name.

What'd I miss?

Anal ra- I mean...love.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

NO! I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS FAMILY! NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! :crying:

You're welcome-o. Yes. He'd be such a pissy bitch when angsting. She touched a nerve with the "God doesn't care about you" thing, too. SO THAT'S GONNA BE LULZ. And it sounds wonderful. Him baring his soul to her about his emo painz would make her more likely to trust him, but the beauty is that doesn't mean she'll like him, and vice versa.

Yes. That is the plan.

I was just thinking that. Obviously his parents HATED him and named him that just to remind him of his shortcomings every time he heard his name.


Anal ra- I mean...love.

That's right, you keep your goddamn mouth shut!

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Lmaooooooooooooooo. I mean...yessir. :ashamed:

 

[Keikoa]

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3 i

(insert groupie scream now) Coooooorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so hard right now.



Keep going girls, you're doing great.

🙄

 

[CoRy]

You're welcome-o. Yes. He'd be such a pissy bitch when angsting. She touched a nerve with the "God doesn't care about you" thing, too. SO THAT'S GONNA BE LULZ. And it sounds wonderful. Him baring his soul to her about his emo painz would make her more likely to trust him, but the beauty is that doesn't mean she'll like him, and vice versa.

Yes. That is the plan.

CAN YOU IMAGINE? If they just hated each other but vented to each other and were the only ones the other could talk to, or at least bitch at.

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED, I HATE ADELE SO MUCH, WHERE IS SHE, I NEED TO TELL HER SOMETHING.

I have such a hard-on to see an angsty Zuri, it's a little sad. :ashamed:

"the urge to smack her in the face and tell her what an ignorant, selfish, hateful little bitch she was"

OH GOD, I LOVE IT. Now they're going to be so passive aggressive around each other and thinking such terrible things. So beautiful. I need to PM you, we need to plan.

 

[Cakeface]

CAN YOU IMAGINE? If they just hated each other but vented to each other and were the only ones the other could talk to, or at least bitch at.

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED, I HATE ADELE SO MUCH, WHERE IS SHE, I NEED TO TELL HER SOMETHING.

I have such a hard-on to see an angsty Zuri, it's a little sad. :ashamed:

"the urge to smack her in the face and tell her what an ignorant, selfish, hateful little bitch she was"

OH GOD, I LOVE IT. Now they're going to be so passive aggressive around each other and thinking such terrible things. So beautiful. I need to PM you, we need to plan.

Yeah, you two have problems... not that I don't, I enjoy seeing my character become slowly more and more unhinged mentally. That's my hard-on...

 

[The End]

Yeah, you two have problems... not that I don't, I enjoy seeing my character become slowly more and more unhinged mentally. That's my hard-on...

Is your character a reflection of the author and her inability to discern the difference between the internet and the real world?

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

CAN YOU IMAGINE? If they just hated each other but vented to each other and were the only ones the other could talk to, or at least bitch at.

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED, I HATE ADELE SO MUCH, WHERE IS SHE, I NEED TO TELL HER SOMETHING.

I have such a hard-on to see an angsty Zuri, it's a little sad. :ashamed:

"the urge to smack her in the face and tell her what an ignorant, selfish, hateful little bitch she was"

OH GOD, I LOVE IT. Now they're going to be so passive aggressive around each other and thinking such terrible things. So beautiful. I need to PM you, we need to plan.

OMG THAT'D BE SO AWESOMES.

LMFAOOO.

Lmao. I have such a hard-on to see Ren beaten and bloodied up. I...like to hurt my characters.

Oh and he's gonna too. I realised he has a reason. Tessa heard everything. So he's gon' be like "bitch you can be all selfish and ig'nant all you want but if you mess with Tessa I'mma cutchu up y' hear?!"

OH TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

Holy shit the song by A Perfect Circle for teh moovee Constantine was Passive. At the end dat bitch is all "passive aggrssive bullshit" and such laaaaaaaaaaaaaawl.

I have a list of songs Zuri needs to be playing/singing to himself at some point. Jus' li'l bits now he's dickin' around with the ol' geetar.
There is a list of srs ones, and humorous ones. You do not want to know what is on the humorous list.

Yeah, you two have problems... not that I don't, I enjoy seeing my character become slowly more and more unhinged mentally. That's my hard-on...

Delicious mentally unstable characters.

Is your character a reflection of the author and her inability to discern the difference between the internet and the real world?

By "author" does thou mean Cory or Cakey? Either way, you 'bout to get a beatan.

 

[The End]

By "author" does thou mean Cory or Cakey? Either way, you 'bout to get a beatan.

I'm used to it.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Wah ah do deeclayuh.

 

[The End]

I read that perfectly the first time, even with a southern gentleman accent.


Mad reading skillz.

 

[Cakeface]

I did that too, but I consider it to be my shame.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Cory sent me a summary of what's happened so far, and... after I read it... i think.... i think I'll start posting again. I miss you guys, okay? Let's hope I can come back by Tuesday. YAH!

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

cory sent me a summary of what's happened so far, and... After i read it... I think.... I think i'll start posting again. I miss you guys, okay? Let's hope i can come back by tuesday. Yah!

OH GOD I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND DON'T STRAIN YO'SELF BUT IF YOU CAN INDEED RETURN THEN SUPER YAY FUN TIEMS.i

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

OH GOD I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND DON'T STRAIN YO'SELF BUT IF YOU CAN INDEED RETURN THEN SUPER YAY FUN TIEMS.i

Nevermind, I'm not coming back.
My thighs are huge and I have to kill myself because of them.

 

[Cakeface]

Nevermind, I'm not coming back.
My thighs are huge and I have to kill myself because of them.

Your thighs are not huge woman, >:|

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

My thigh is pretty huge.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

My thigh is pretty huge.

Then we can be like twins.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Then we can be like twins.

I want to play with your twins. 😱k:

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

I want to play with your twins. 😱k:

AZRA!!
You sly dog, you!!

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Clean up process is due Laura

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

You should delete all of Emily's posts, because it would be funny

 

[CoRy]

So since I've been playing music a lot more lately, I want to make Adele musically inclined. BUT ALL OF YOUR COCKSUCKERS HAVE MUSICALLY INCLINED CHARACTERS. -_-

- Knockin' on Heaven's Door used to be his favourite song, now he hates it.

Is it terrible that I lol'd? :ashamed:

 

[Cakeface]

You should delete all of Emily's posts, because it would be funny

I should punch you in the face because it would be funny. >:|

So since I've been playing music a lot more lately, I want to make Adele musically inclined. BUT ALL OF YOUR COCKSUCKERS HAVE MUSICALLY INCLINED CHARACTERS. -_-

Is it terrible that I lol'd? :ashamed:

Hahahaha YES.

Also you snooze you lose broham.

 

[The End]

I did that too, but I consider it to be my shame.

You can never let me have my moment can you?

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Nevermind, I'm not coming back.
My thighs are huge and I have to kill myself because of them.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will kill you first

My thigh is pretty huge.

... <:oc

You should delete all of Emily's posts, because it would be funny

Lmao.

So since I've been playing music a lot more lately, I want to make Adele musically inclined. BUT ALL OF YOUR COCKSUCKERS HAVE MUSICALLY INCLINED CHARACTERS. -_-

Is it terrible that I lol'd? :ashamed:

Hahaha. No, you should too, because if you think your fukken sing-along tiems are done, THEY ARE NOT.

And no, I lol'd too.

I should punch you in the face because it would be funny. >:|



Hahahaha YES.

Also you snooze you lose broham.

Killer burnz, there.

You can never let me have my moment can you?

Lol'd.

 

[Citizen Insane]

I'm not joining in this madhouse, but I'd read a Battle Royale story, just saying. They go down well where I've seen em.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

I'm not joining in this madhouse, but I'd read a Battle Royale story, just saying. They go down well where I've seen em.

What's that?

 

[Citizen Insane]

What's that?

At the dawn of the millennium, the nation collapsed. At fifteen percent unemployment, ten million were out of work. 800,000 students boycotted school. The adults lost confidence, and fearing the youth, eventually passed the Millennium Educational Reform Act?AKA: The BR Act..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royale_(film)

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

I'm not joining in this madhouse, but I'd read a Battle Royale story, just saying. They go down well where I've seen em.

Oh my God. How the fuck did I not think of this sooner?

My good sir, a million internets for you.

 

[ĴǻŶ.]

red rover, red rover, send the hookers over.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

These are words.

These are not words.

 

[ĴǻŶ.]

i kissed a tree frog and i liked it.

 

[Citizen Insane]

Oh my God. How the fuck did I not think of this sooner?

My good sir, a million internets for you.

Get the powers that be to get on it! I might do a kameo if its a popular suggestion...

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

i kissed a tree frog and i liked it.

Did it turn into a prince? ...ess?

Get the powers that be to get on it! I might do a kameo if its a popular suggestion...

That would kick such ass.

 

[ĴǻŶ.]

Did it turn into a prince? ...ess?

no but i found a nickel under it, and named the nickel Hubert.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

I got sodomized by a tree stump when I tripped.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

I got sodomized by a tree stump when I tripped.

Was it good?

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Yes, until I found out it wasn't a tree stump. Black man in camo.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Yes, until I found out it wasn't a tree stump. Black man in camo.

Awwwwww shiiiet. So it was REALLY good?

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Awwwwww shiiiet. So it was REALLY good?

I look like this from behind now.

 

[CoRy]

I look like this from behind now.

You dropped a bucket in your rectum, Frosters.

 

[The End]

Frosters...

Frostums....

Frostlicious.....

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

no but i found a nickel under it, and named the nickel Hubert.

I see. Hubert von Nickel?

I got sodomized by a tree stump when I tripped.

... whaaaaat?

Awwwwww shiiiet. So it was REALLY good?

Holy Jesus your signature, looool.

I look like this from behind now.

D:

 

[Khalifaa]

Everytime I think about posting I never have the guts to do so.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Dooo eeet.

Or get drunk and do it.

That's what Cory does. Seriously.

 

[CoRy]

-______________-

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

And you can't deny it either.

 

[Cakeface]

This place is never not crazy. I love it.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Em has the greatest sig ever. Like, ever.

 

[Cakeface]

lmao, that didn't take you long! xD

 

[The End]

Where did the juggalo thread go? I was looking foward to backyard wrestling and ICP shennanigans.


Oh and LMFAOROFLCOPTERBBQsauce at Cakeface's sig. That kid needs a therapist, or a belt. Whichever comes first.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU.

It's in the music forum. Enjoy.

 

[The End]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFMMMEEEE? No, FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

I'm only mean to her so she gives me attention.
Pedo4Life

 

[Citizen Insane]

Ive got a few days off come the weekend so I might make a 'Battle Royale:Americana' backstory (completewithpicturesomgz!) if theres interest and i can find the inspiration for it....

 

[The End]

Like when all the kids have to kill echother Battle Royale or Wrestling Battle Royale?

 

[Citizen Insane]

Like when all the kids have to kill echother Battle Royale or Wrestling Battle Royale?

the first one, though sinse its January we could the second aswell.

 

[The End]

I'm intrigued.

Make it and they shall come.

 

[Citizen Insane]

I'm intrigued.

Make it and they shall come.

Im thinking up a backstory first, it will be loosely similar to the real story but a bit more american based... my mind went rather wild today in work thinking up a possible way of implementing this. I might also make up a list of the 'classroom' so that you can pick your victim, I also need an island of somesort...

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Ive got a few days off come the weekend so I might make a 'Battle Royale:Americana' backstory (completewithpicturesomgz!) if theres interest and i can find the inspiration for it....

This sounds shwicked.

What about Pen Island?

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Where did the juggalo thread go? I was looking foward to backyard wrestling and ICP shennanigans.


Oh and LMFAOROFLCOPTERBBQsauce at Cakeface's sig. That kid needs a therapist, or a belt. Whichever comes first.

HER SIG IS AWESOME CAUSE I DREW IT, ASSFACE. I WILL BUST YOUR HEAD OPEN IF YOU KEEP TYPING TO HER THAT WAY, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. >=|

hai guise

 

[Cakeface]

D'aww hi Jess.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

'Sup Jess?

Oh, and like, btw. Yes, I can only take so much insulting of mah sister before it stops being hilarious and starts to get into the whole "I am the only one who is allowed to insult her" stuff.

Be warned.

 

[CoRy]

'Sup Jess?

Oh, and like, btw. Yes, I can only take so much insulting of mah sister before it stops being hilarious and starts to get into the whole "I am the only one who is allowed to insult her" stuff.

Be warned.

I love angry Laura.

 

[The End]

HER SIG IS AWESOME CAUSE I DREW IT, ASSFACE. I WILL BUST YOUR HEAD OPEN IF YOU KEEP TYPING TO HER THAT WAY, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK. >=|

hai guise

D'aww hi Jess.

'Sup Jess?

Oh, and like, btw. Yes, I can only take so much insulting of mah sister before it stops being hilarious and starts to get into the whole "I am the only one who is allowed to insult her" stuff.

Be warned.

I say we have a 4-way. Who's with me?

 

[CoRy]

I say we have a 4-way. Who's with me?

No one. They're with me. 😀

 

[The End]

No one. They're with me. 😀

Then I'm with you too.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

i love angry laura.

;D.......ii.........

 

[The End]

A song to match Mad Mel's nerd rage.


/watch?v=LLjj4xvx6zk

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Then I'm with you too.

You can't be, check the tags at the bottom, "lesbians only forum"
get ouuuuuuuut, chump.

EDIT: WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE TAGS >=|

 

[ĴǻŶ.]

i removed them to bring down morale among my peasants.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

A song to match Mad Mel's nerd rage.


/watch?v=LLjj4xvx6zk

That can be my new theme tune.

You can't be, check the tags at the bottom, "lesbians only forum"
get ouuuuuuuut, chump.

EDIT: WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE TAGS >=|

OMFG.

i removed them to bring down morale among my peasants.

Srsly, who the fuck did that?

 

[ĴǻŶ.]

Srsly, who the fuck did that?

i did, do you like my trick?

 

[The End]

You can't be, check the tags at the bottom, "lesbians only forum"
get ouuuuuuuut, chump.

EDIT: WTF HAPPENED TO ALL THE TAGS >=|

Uh... I am a lesbian.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

i did, do you like my trick?

Seriously, was it you, because if it was... -shakes fist-

Uh... I am a lesbian.

Waiiiit a minute... if you're a lesbian, where is your vagina?

 

[Cakeface]

Waiiiit a minute... if you're a lesbian, where is your vagina?

Exactly. Where is the vagina?

This is why I called the wedding off.

 

[The End]

Waiiiit a minute... if you're a lesbian, where is your vagina?

Exactly. Where is the vagina?

This is why I called the wedding off.

I like women, that means I'm a lesbian.


Any logic you offer here after is invalid, simply because you have vaginas.

Penis>(Vastly Superior)> Vagina

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

I like women, that means I'm a lesbian.


Any logic you offer here after is invalid, simply because you have vaginas.

Penis>(Vastly Superior)> Vagina

Vaginas are capable of multiple orgasms.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Vaginas are capable of multiple orgasms.

But... penises can dance, have you ever seen a penis dance? It's really kind of cute in a totally sick way.

I'll be leaving now.
:sulkoff:

 

[CoRy]

Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.

you look like a mutilated kitten.

 

[CoRy]

you look like a mutilated kitten.

I'm gonna mutilate your kitten.

 

[The End]

Vaginas are capable of multiple orgasms.

The female orgasm is a myth.

But... penises can dance, have you ever seen a penis dance? It's really kind of cute in a totally sick way.

I'll be leaving now.
:sulkoff:

Get your ass back here.

Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.

Who the hell have you been with? Now I know that you desperately need a man like me.

you look like a mutilated kitten.

Oh snap!

I'm gonna mutilate your kitten.

That's hawt.



All credit goes to Mad Mel.

 

[Cakeface]

VAGINA.

Behold how I abuse CA.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.

...Wut?

I can get the penis thing but...Jesus mutilated kittens eeeww.

 

[The End]

I think Cory closes her eyes during sex.

 

[Nolre Aperrelous]

Her eyes are wide open.

'S creepy as fuck.

 

[Happiness is a Warm Gun]

I think Cory closes her eyes during sex.

She's usually too drunk, her eyes do this weird half open half retarded thing. It's cute with the lights off.

 

[Cakeface]

Only with the lights off though.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

 

[CoRy]

Her eyes are wide open.

'S creepy as fuck.

I think Cory closes her eyes during sex.

She's usually too drunk, her eyes do this weird half open half retarded thing. It's cute with the lights off.

Only with the lights off though.

WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Y'all ig'nant.

 

[The End]

Her eyes are wide open.

'S creepy as fuck.

:lol:

She's usually too drunk, her eyes do this weird half open half retarded thing. It's cute with the lights off.

Like this?

By the way, awesome sig. Zooey Deschanel is my dream girl... next to all of you RP ladies of course.

Only with the lights off though.

Where are your parents? Do they even know what you do on the computer?

WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You totally just went jedi on her.

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

Y'all ig'nant.

And ignorance is bliss.


All credit goes to Mad Mel.

 

[CoRy]

This is just your guys' way of coming to terms with the fact that you will never be fortunate enough to fuck me.

 

[CoRy]

Also, she went Sith on me. Since Vader was a Sith, and that was Vader's line. I find your lack of Star Wars knowledge disturbing.

 

[The End]

This is just your guys' way of coming to terms with the fact that you will never be fortunate enough to fuck me.

I'd hit it and you'd like it.

Also, she went Sith on me. Since Vader was a Sith, and that was Vader's line. I find your lack of Star Wars knowledge disturbing.

Wasn't Vader also a Jedi? aka Anakin Skywalker.

 

[CoRy]

I'd hit it and you'd like it.

Wasn't Vader also a Jedi? aka Anakin Skywalker.

Not when he was Vader, he wasn't. At the very end he was a Jedi again. But when he said that line, he was a Sith. Seriously, lrn2starwars.

 

[Nolre Aperrelous]

Ahahaha, lrn2starwars.

Good times.

 

[The End]

Not when he was Vader, he wasn't. At the very end he was a Jedi again. But when he said that line, he was a Sith. Seriously, lrn2starwars.

By your logic then, he was always a Jedi. Only when Palpatine gave his **** love to Anakin was their that fuzzy dark side stage.

lrn2manlogic