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xobscenemetalmelodiez said:
Vaginas are capable of multiple orgasms.
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The female orgasm is a myth.
Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
But... penises can dance, have you ever seen a penis dance? It's really kind of cute in a totally sick way.

I'll be leaving now.
:sulkoff:
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Get your ass back here.
CoRy said:
Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.
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Who the hell have you been with? Now I know that you desperately need a man like me.
Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
you look like a mutilated kitten.
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Oh snap!
CoRy said:
I'm gonna mutilate your kitten.
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That's hawt.



All credit goes to Mad Mel.
 
CoRy said:
Vaginas look like mutilated kittens. Penises look like cancerous big toes.

Such is the way of all things.
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...Wut?

I can get the penis thing but...Jesus mutilated kittens eeeww.
 
WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
 
Nolre Aperrelous said:
Her eyes are wide open.

'S creepy as fuck.
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The End said:
I think Cory closes her eyes during sex.
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Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
She's usually too drunk, her eyes do this weird half open half retarded thing. It's cute with the lights off.
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Cakeface said:
Only with the lights off though.
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xobscenemetalmelodiez said:
WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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Y'all ig'nant.
 
Nolre Aperrelous said:
Her eyes are wide open.

'S creepy as fuck.
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:lol:
Happiness is a Warm Gun said:
She's usually too drunk, her eyes do this weird half open half retarded thing. It's cute with the lights off.
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Like this?
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By the way, awesome sig. Zooey Deschanel is my dream girl... next to all of you RP ladies of course.
Cakeface said:
Only with the lights off though.
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Where are your parents? Do they even know what you do on the computer?
xobscenemetalmelodiez said:
WE HAVE ALL HAD *** WITH CORY, BECAUSE SHE IS A DRUNKARD.

You cannot deny this, Cory. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
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You totally just went jedi on her.

"These are not the droids you're looking for."
CoRy said:
Y'all ig'nant.
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And ignorance is bliss.


All credit goes to Mad Mel.
 
This is just your guys' way of coming to terms with the fact that you will never be fortunate enough to fuck me.
 
Also, she went Sith on me. Since Vader was a Sith, and that was Vader's line. I find your lack of Star Wars knowledge disturbing.
 
CoRy said:
Not when he was Vader, he wasn't. At the very end he was a Jedi again. But when he said that line, he was a Sith. Seriously, lrn2starwars.
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By your logic then, he was always a Jedi. Only when Palpatine gave his pedo love to Anakin was their that fuzzy dark side stage.

lrn2manlogic
 
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