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[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

haaaar haaar haaaar.
Anyone wanting to take a stab at it. Go ahead.

 

[Cakeface]

I might but I don't know what the storyline is really; here is my guess though:

Bella whines.

Edward broods.

They have sex.

Maybe have a baby or something.

 

[Iai`Delacroix]

I might but I don't know what the storyline is really; here is my guess though:

Bella whines.

Edward broods.

They have sex.

Maybe have a baby or something.

Loooool.
Sex in the fourth book.
Baby there too.​

 

[Cakeface]

Wait, so the baby doesn't come before the sex?

I'm confused.

I must ask the forum, where do baby come from?

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

IN BEFORE HOW IS BABBY FORMED.i

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

mommy says if you kiss ****ty girls you get pregnant :crying:

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

Yup, that's true.

So you should avoid those types of girls, Azra, lest you become preggarz. :nono:

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

I avoid all types of girls. I don't want herpes.

 

[Cakeface]

I avoid all types of girls. I don't want herpes.

Nicely done Sir.

 

[stonedleprechaun]

I avoid all types of girls. I don't want herpes.

Nah.
Little girls don't have herpes.
(;

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

Nah.
Little girls don't have herpes.
(;

Until Daddy gets to them. 🙁

 

[stonedleprechaun]

I lol'd so bad at that.

Dad takes his 9 year old daughter to the doctor to get her put on the contraceptive pill. The Doctor asks, shocked, if the daughter is sexually active. The dad answers no, she just lies there like her mother.
):

This is vaguely connected to New Moan because Jacob falls in love with Bella's kid in the fourth book. I say her kid, I mean her baby.*

/: New Moan - naked twister at some point? Please? New Moon would be a lot more interesting if there was naked twister.

*I categorically deny reading any of the Twilight series though.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

I too deny it.

 

[stonedleprechaun]

I deny it like I denied the knowledge of the body in my attic.
I had no idea Simon was up there.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

My belief that I have never seen nor read a twilight book is as true as my belief that if you shower after having sexual intercourse with someone who has aids you will be cured.

 

[stonedleprechaun]

You can get pregnant if you sit on a toilet seat, though.

 

[xobscenemetalmelodiez]

My belief that I have never seen nor read a twilight book is as true as my belief that if you shower after having sexual intercourse with someone who has aids you will be cured.

I coughed through my cereal laughing at this.

 

[.::Kill0_0Frosty::.]

If a human has *** with a monkey... an african is born. Just makes you think what are those humanitarians doing so much in the congo?

 

[Cakeface]

Oh Frosty it is to laugh.

 

[Iai`Delacroix]

Wait, so the baby doesn't come before the sex?

I'm confused.

I must ask the forum, where do baby come from?

No.
The baby comes after the sex.
And the only time they have sex is in the fourth book.
D;​