S E X after Death

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calichic

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Subject: S e x After Death


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is s e x after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to
die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have s e x. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s e x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s e x a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s e x the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more s e x until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"










"No ...I'm a rabbit in Arizona
 
calichic said:
Subject: S e x After Death

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is s e x after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to
die.

True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have s e x. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s e x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s e x a couple of more times.
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Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s e x the rest of the afternoon.

After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more s e x until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"









"No ...I'm a rabbit in Arizona
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:lmao: oh cali I truly lol'd hehe :lmao:😀:clap
 
Kd. said:
After 7 years I still don't get it lol
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The focus of the joke is him having sex all the time. You would expect the wife to sort of sit back and say "oi, who are you having sex with?" But it's all cool because he is a rabbit on a golf course.
 
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s e x the rest of the afternoon.
 
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