The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You gat accused of voicing unwanted opinions

I put in a slice of lemon drizzle cake

 

[-Luka]

You get crumbs everywhere.

I put in a glitter bangle.

 

[emileh]

You get dusted top to bottom with glitter and glue

I put in a small flake of gold

 

[-Luka]

You get edible gold chocolate flakes.

I put in a bong.

 

[emileh]

You get sold some parsley.

I put in a piece of amethyst

 

[-Luka]

You get a matching amethyst jewellery set.

I put in a kaleidoscope.

 

[emileh]

You get a spectacular colour show

I put in a magnifying glass

 

[-Luka]

You get magnified vision at the most inconvenient times when reading!

I put in a scrabble tile.

 

[emileh]

You end up scrabbling for a grip on roofing tiles

I put in a skyhook (it's a real thing)

 

[-Luka]

sadistic 🤨

Has to leGoog skyhook. Since you’re science-y I shall assume it’s ok reference to a plane!? If so you get a Nobel prize.

I put in a flappy bird

 

[.Princessa]

You get bird 💩 poop on your house and car for one whole year for everyday of the year. 😁 7 days a week. 365 days a year. And that bird poop is very hard to come off your car and your house. HA!
JK! 🤣



I put in a funnel cake with lots of powdered sugar. What do I get?
🤔 😁

 

[emileh]

sadistic 🤨

Has to leGoog skyhook. Since you’re science-y I shall assume it’s ok reference to a plane!? If so you get a Nobel prize.

I put in a flappy bird

Nope it's a climbing aid/protection device.

You get bird 💩 poop on your house and car for one whole year for everyday of the year. 😁 7 days a week. 365 days a year. And that bird poop is very hard to come off your car and your house. HA!
JK! 🤣



I put in a funnel cake with lots of powdered sugar. What do I get?
🤔 😁

So much sugar. You get diabetes

I put in a bottle of balsamic vinegar

 

[-Luka]

When you said it was a real thing, I instantly thought of the obscures of obscure. I’ve seen your posts with stats.. ain’t going there. 🤣

You get a jar of Dolmio instead.

I put in a fortune cookie.

 

[emileh]

They're actual hooks that you use over flakes of rock. Nothing iffy lol

You receive a financial fortune

I put in a piece of flint

 

[-Luka]

You get the power of combustion!

I put in Karen Dunbar

 

[emileh]

You smell shite

I put in a scrunchie

 

[-Luka]

You get nits.

I put in a bottle of moonshine.

 

[emileh]

You go blind.

I put in a bottle of Buckie lol

 

[-Luka]

You get first class ticket to 16yo Luka adventures on chat avenue . 🥴

I put in a biodegradable bag.

 

[emileh]

You get compost

I put in an onion