The Vending Machine

[Apollo]

Hi, welcome to the Chat Avenue vending machine that has unlimited items (depending on your price 😜)
-In this game you will post how much money you’re putting on the vending machine and the person posting after will say what you got out of the vending machine. You will also pick what the person before you got, obviously.

NO REFUNDS!!

 

[Apollo]

$1.25 💵

 

[LostCause.]

You get one unimaginative game that has already been created with different rules but the same title. Congratulations.

I put in Free 99, what do I get?

 

[Apollo]

You get a candy wrapper that’s been licked already. Have fun.

$0.50

 

[ban active]

You get a slice of bread!

$4.00

 

[emileh]

You get a second hand train spotting magazine.

£3.00

 

[Apollo]

You get a cat

$20

 

[-Luka]

Banned by Chatmaster.

$5

 

[LostCause.]

You get banned by catmaster.

I put in one million yen (JP¥), what do I get?

 

[-Luka]

Hattori Hanzo sword!

£50

 

[emileh]

You get a bottle of cheap whisky.

£25

 

[Apollo]

you get a rotten tomato

$2

 

[emileh]

You get one oyster mushroom.

£6

 

[Apollo]

A bag of family size Doritos

$12.50

 

[LostCause.]

You get a kitten.

£100

 

[jeez]

You get a taxidermied red panda.

$500

 

[LostCause.]

You get an Internet scam.

$75

 

[jeez]

You get a lawsuit.

$8

 

[ban active]

You get a lawsuit.

$8

You get Sanguine as a lawyer

$3.50

 

[Apollo]

You get a free flight ticket to Laredo Texas.

$85