The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get charged with arson

I put in a roll of kitchen towel

 

[-Luka]

You get the blame for hogging the roll during pandemic.

I put in miniature hand gel

 

[emileh]

You get Trumpesque miniature hands

I put in some lip balm

 

[Apollo]

You get the sun.

I put in Covid.

 

[emileh]

Luka gets a cough 😛

I put in a bandage

 

[-Luka]

You get pecked by a chicken.

I put in a denture.

 

[emileh]

You get a cavity

I put in some epoxy resin

 

[-Luka]

You get a blown electrical fusebox.

I put in a pet carrier

 

[emileh]

You get a hissing snarling cat.

I put in a dog biscuit

 

[-Luka]

You get a spoilt yapbag chihuahua.

I put in a squeaky ball

 

[emileh]

You get chased by a pack of mental collies

I put in a silent whistle

 

[Inkandtatts]

You get muted

I put in an envelope containing exam results

 

[-Luka]

you get hermione granger shouting CHEATER in your face

I put in a Venus fly trap

 

[emileh]

You get a trapped finger being slowly digested by the plant.

I put in a corpse lily

 

[Inkandtatts]

You get 100 Glade air fresheners

I put in a pig's snout

 

[emileh]

You get a plateful of trotters

I put in a goats horn

 

[-Luka]

you get a trinket necklace made of cut goat horn.

I put in a Karen.

 

[Inkandtatts]

You get @ryrytime

I put in a mop

 

[emileh]

You get a komondor

I put in a toothbrush

 

[Creed101]

You get some Baking Soda.

An Application for Admin i put in.