The Vending Machine

[Finn2.0]

You start laying eggs

I put in a screw

 

[emileh]

You get locked up.

I put in a padlock

 

[-Luka]

You get your own ears pierced with padlocks.

I put in a bottle of dandelion burdock

 

[emileh]

You get a tin of Irn Bru

I put in a carton of skimmed milk

 

[-Luka]

You get a thin cow.

I put in a pedal

 

[emileh]

You get a Unicycle with one pedal

I put in a block of tofu

 

[abiiiii]

you get a slice of cheese

i put in roadkill

 

[emileh]

You get food poisoning.

I put in a piece of parmesan

 

[-Luka]

You get a lecture in a healthy diet.
I put in a magic coin

 

[Akira_]

You get to choose one place you can be teleported to. From which you can never return.

I put in Snow White's poisoned apple.

 

[emileh]

You prick your finger on a spindle and fall asleep for 100 years

I put in a pot of harissa

 

[-Luka]

You get some Doritos to complement the harissa.

I put in a bulletproof vest

 

[emileh]

You live in Liverpool. Nobody's surprised.

I put in a shotgun cartridge

 

[-Luka]

You get arrested!

I put in a highland coo

 

[emileh]

Not sure why I'd be arrested for having a shotgun cartridge but ok lol

You get coo slobber all over you.

I put in a horseshoe

 

[-Luka]

Because guns!

You get an hour long blocked horseshoe to clean.

I put in a slipper

 

[emileh]

It's perfectly legal for me to have a shotgun cartridge lol

You go skiting across the floor on a Hannah shite

I put in a pine cone

 

[-Luka]

You get seedlings.

I put in a carrot

 

[emileh]

You get bugs bunny

I put in a neep

 

[-Luka]

You obvs get a bowl of neeps and tatties!

I put in a hi vis vest