The Yes/No Game

Nah.

Have you ever admit to your crush that you like them but they reject you in the worst way possible
 
Chopper said:
Do you have your Christmas tree up?
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no ( but i should ty for reminding me )

have you ever taken 40 feet of barbed wire shoved it up one nostril pulled it out the other nostril tied it inna knot looped it around the waist of a full grown lowland silver back mountain gorilla .. then taken out your starters pistol and pulled the trigger ?
 
Yes, that's my daily nasal cleansing routine

Would you eat cockroaches if you had nothing else to eat?
 
That's 4 questions in one!

I'll answer in a gif:

Egg Yolk Ball GIF by SWR3


Did you ever write rude things on the board when you were at school?
 
No what did the angels do to u??

Do you have an ugly christmas sweater?
 
Yes. I love to dance.

Do you start playing Christmas music in november?
 
No, and tf he hasn’t.
Drums Drumming GIF

Is there snow on the ground where you are?
 
No it hasnt snowed here for like 3 years.

R u traveling for the holidays?
 
Yes, I love Starbucks. I go to Starbucks like everyday or every other day. Lol!


Do you go to the zoo a lot?
 
Yes, I love Skittles candy. I love the sour Skittles ones.


Do you like dark chocolate candies?
 
Yes. I’ve been obsessed with someone for over 30 years. He’s truly amazing.

Have you ever been so cold because the heating doesn’t work that you GO OUTSIDE TO WARM UP?!
 
Jerry decided to leave me. We were married for about 6 hours then he committed deletacide.

Is it ok to yell at the McDonalds manager if they fuçk up my order again.
 
No, as i'm satisfied with the appearance of my pubic hair.

Have you ever had a crush on a cartoon character?
 
No but some weirdo has a thing for Scooby Doo on this site

Could you live a fulfilled life without the internet?
 
Yes, life is short and you can miss if you don't open your eyes, go outside and meet real people.

Could you live a happy and long life with an illness that is painful (and doesn't respond to painkilling medication) but not fatal?
 
No but does chuck some dirt when digging out a burrow.

Would you forgive the person who murdered someone very close to you?
 
No, and if your next question is “do you forgive me?”, that will be freaky as hell.

Would you let a refugee stay in your house with no background checks or any info at all other than their name?
 
No, trust is earned not given based on individual characteristics.

Would you cover up a crime committed by someone you loved?
 
Yes if my conscious was clear in doing so.

If it were possible, would you want to know your date of death in advance?
 
Yes but you could never be an interruption. I’d say more like sunshine on a rainy day.

Are you as cheesy as me?
 
No, I can confidently say I've securely never felt like a modern dinosaur.

If a stranger handed you a bag without saying a word, would you take it?
 
LostCause. said:
No, I can confidently say I've securely never felt like a modern dinosaur.

If a stranger handed you a bag without saying a word, would you take it?
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Yep of course

Have you ever got really way to drunk and accidentally peed in ur partners best friends cloths hamper ? Really really regret this 😔 on the bright side I’m single for a min.
 
Yes, absolutely. Friends or strangers. There's not a lot of other options there.

Do you have a favourite flower?
 
Yes in concept. I spend a fair amount of my time keeping up the garden / yard when the weather isn't rubbish. I however have yet to keep an edible plant alive in quite some time. Maybe this year? I want a basil plant. But an apple mint is my favourite. Have you ever met one? It's the most life-like plant I've ever met. I know all plants are alive, but that one really feels alive, if that makes sense. In the span of half an hour, it will move a tremendous amount and bend to completely face the sun.

Do you think plants have feelings?
 
No, as plants do not have a brain (that we know of yet) so they can't create thought or emotions or respond to external stimuli.

If you had 24 hours notice that a nuclear missile was going to detonate above your town/city - would your warn other people about the impending danger?
 
No. I’d hold a seance to ask Reagan
whether SDI actually became a thing. Then I’d watch Threads from underneath the door that I removed from its frame and nailed to the wall

If nuclear war broke out, would you want to be a survivor even if it meant living through a nuclear winter for years?
 
Yes, life is incredibly precious and fragile. It is worth fighting for no matter how crap (or contaminated with nuclear radiation) your surrounding environment is.

If during a nuclear winter you encountered someone suffering a horrible existence from nuclear radiation poisoning would you terminate that persons life?
 
It depends on if they wanted termination - if they're in that much pain then I think it's their right.

Would you be willing to sacrifice yourself to stop a nuclear war?
 
Yes, but not to maintain the existence of the human race but to protect the other animals we share mother Earth with like dogs, cats, scorpions, koalas and well just about every other lifeform that is superior and far more civilised than humans.

Would you step in, defend and fight for someone you genuinely hated with a passion, if that person was getting beaten up?
 
hell yeah, Soup is the gayest user on this site. There has never been and never wil be any user more gay than Soup; past, present and future.

Would you be Soup's boyfriend?
 
zanders said:
hell yeah, Soup is the gayest user on this site. There has never been and never wil be any user more gay than Soup; past, present and future.

Would you be Soup's boyfriend?
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No, Soup is too souper gay for me

Do you agree with Gary Lineker being told to wear a muzzle by the BBC?
 
No, unless I’m having one of those weird contemplative moments where I question the meaning of life

Do you ever look around here and think “what the fuck!?”?
 
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